LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have their own VH1 reality show at the moment, and it’s completely shit. It’s more banal moments from the lives of two C-list (at best) celebrities who are desperate to be seen while pretending that they’re totally put out by what little attention they actually still receive.
While appearing at the TCA fall previews, these idiots said a lot of stupid shit that I will now share with you:
“Everyone’s used our lives as entertainment and so we wanted to actually kind of take our life back,” Rimes told reporters Friday at VH1′s Television Critics Association fall previews.
“We definitely hit on the tabloid fodder because that’s what surrounded our lives so much in the past five years,” Rimes said. “I think we’re really kidding ourselves with the illusion of a private life because it’s very hard.”
“If [the tabloids] want to stop writing about us, then we won’t have to set the record straight anymore,” he said. “[It] gave us an opportunity to do something fun, work together and at the same time, what’s really real about the show is our relationship. You’ll see how we interact with one another.”
“We’ve both gone through a lot of private things with the public eyes watching. … Eddie and I really have coped with it all by laughing,” Rimes said. “People think we take ourselves super seriously and we don’t.”
“Ultimately, this is a comedy. That’s kind of how we go about our life as well; we laugh, and it really helps,” Cibrian added. “It’s a show not about real dysfunction or exploitation. It’s a fun show to watch and you laugh and that’s kind of the area we wanted to explore.”
“We thought we were going to be more protective of the final cut but we kind of let the final product breathe on its own,” Cibrian said. “There are some things that are kind of embarrassing that we left on the show because we thought it was funny. We really didn’t censor ourselves that much.”
Please stop trying to convince us that you’re so cool and awesome, because it will never happen. No one cares (or believes) that you’re so down-to-earth and don’t take yourselves seriously or anything like that. You’re walking disasters. Ugh.
July 14, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Jennifer
I’m just going to present this to you all without commentary. LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have a new VH1 reality series called simply LeAnn & Eddie and it looks… awful. And staged. And awful. Did I say that one already?
Will you hate-watch?
June 11, 2014 at 2:00 pm by Jennifer
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have a relationship built on mutual infidelity and a desperate need for drama and publicity, so you know things are going to work out for these two. So much so that they’re getting their own reality show to prove to the world just what a great couple they are and how awesome their lives are.
From US Weekly:
Cibrian — possibly alluding to his ex-wife Brandi Glanville’s Real Housewives filming — joked, “I mean, look. You can expect a lot of drinking and a lot of fights and we throw a lot of s— at each other and it’s a debacle. It’s horrible.”
“It’s like every other reality show,” added Rimes. “There’s a lot of heart to it but there’s also a lot of laughs. Eddie and I are very much that way in our relationship. We have a lot of humor between the two of us and give each other s— a lot, so you see that.”
“People read about us constantly and it’s so opposite of who we are,” the singer said of her relationship, which started on less-than-favorable circumstances after Cibrian cheated with Rimes on Glanville five years ago. “I think people really think we take ourselves seriously,” Rimes continued. “It’s so opposite of that but no one ever gets to see it. Other than the reason of us wanting to work together and be home with the kids, why not have fun and poke fun at everything that’s gone on for the last five years.”
Viewers will soon learn that these two are in it for the long haul. “Honestly it’s not giving up on each other,” Rimes said of her marriage. “I think that plays a really big part,” added Cibrian. “You gotta have faith, and we have faith in our relationship.”
Oh, brother. I believe these two are made for each other, absolutely… because they’re both awful hot messes. Do I think they’re going to last forever? Fat chance. This TV show is going to be a failure – if Lindsay Lohan can’t even get viewers for her trainwreck of a show, these two have no chance – but whatever, let them bomb.
May 27, 2014 at 10:00 am by Jennifer
Why on earth anyone would ever want a piece of Eddie Cibrian is beyond me, but I suppose old habits die hard. We all know Brandi Glanville lost her damn mind after Eddie cheated on her/left her for LeAnn Rimes. She charged her vaginal rejuvination to his credit card, hit the plastic surgeon again, “wrote” a book and started spouting serious fuckery left and right on social media and to anyone else who would listen to her. It’s been… a journey (and LeAnn is no better, clearly).
Anyway, Brandi’s latest revelation is that Eddie apparently still wants her and that LeAnn is nothing more than a “backup plan”. Oh, girl, no – grow a clue and some dignity, because this is not a good look. Even if you want to indulge in some insanity in your private life to make yourself feel better about how things have turned out, you don’t put it on Twitter!
He's my EX- so do I really want him or am I ok with him telling Me how much he LUUUVS ME but is gonna chill with his "backupplan"#nothot
— Brandi Glanville (@BrandiGlanville) May 5, 2014
I’m not quite sure what’s going on, but someone needs to pop a tranquilizer and turn off the laptop for a while, I think.
May 11, 2014 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
You know, I sorta feel bad for Brandi Glanville. Not only did she get cheated on and have her marriage fall apart, but she also just CANNOT GET OVER IT. Despite roughly five years having passed since all of this went down, and everyone else (sorta) moving on, Brandi continues to talk about Eddie Cibrian and their marriage, how things used to be, all the stuff they did, everything he’s doing now, how his relationship is with current wife LeAnn Rimes, etc. It’s exhausting. If even LeAnn Rimes is starting to look classy in comparison, you know you in danger, girl.
So here’s the deal: Brandi went on Twitter on Tuesday (of course she did) claiming that she’s shit talking Eddie in her new book because he’s been begging her for child support so it’s all justified, not lies. Sure, he’s got a big house and what would seem like plenty of money (despite the fact that he and LeAnn have done absolutely nothing to keep any kind of income coming in), but apparently he can’t pay for their kids.
Im not taking cheap shots at my ex in my new book cuz its all true,&now mr fancy new cars&house man is asking ME for child support!Uknownada
— Brandi Glanville (@BrandiGlanville) February 18, 2014
Is there any truth to it? Eddie’s camp says no, and issued the following statement to People:
“There is no truth to the claims that Eddie has requested child support from Brandi now, nor will he ever request child support from his ex-wife. The notion is preposterous. This is yet another ploy for self-promotion.”
That seems about right to me, but a “source” (i.e. Brandi with a different gmail address and/or a voice changer) told the magazine the following:
“Now that Brandi is making money and is successful, Eddie is backtracking on a prior agreement they had regarding child support payments. He’s asking for money back from her, over $100,000, saying he overpaid. But he’s asking for more than he’s paid her in the first place!”
Who knows – but then WHO NEEDS TO KNOW? Seriously. Can we not just shut up about this whole thing? Have some dignity, Brandi.
February 20, 2014 at 8:30 am by Jennifer
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are easily one of the most hated celebrity couples ever, right? Radaronline polled a whole mess of people and compiled a list of 14 celebrity couples that people absolutely hate and Kim and Kanye didn’t even make the list! Shocker! These lists are based on pretty much nothing, but they’re so fun; from the most hated celebrities to the ugliest male celebs, I know I like a good stupid list.
I don’t think these are actually in a particular order, in terms of most to least. The first ones on the list are Rihanna and Chris Brown. Who are the rest?Click to find out.