I know this isn’t strictly celebrity gossip, but hey, it features a Christina Aguilera song, so that’s something, right? Besides, this has got to be one of the most embarrassing videos I’ve ever seen in my whole entire life. That might not sound like a lot, but remember, I watch videos of Courtney Stodden discussing sexy vegetables and pretending to be a cat for a living.
I can’t tell if my favorite part is how no one at the wedding is even remotely impressed, or if it’s at the very end when she finishes her song and they walk up to the altar. Look at the groom: he smiles at her, but then she stops looking at him and his face just drops. That’s a man who just got the first true glimpse of the rest of his life right there. Let’s keep him in our thoughts today, all right?