There’s nothing quite like a good Courtney Stodden update, is there? I get so excited when I see that she’s desecrated some holiday or done some pointless photo shoot or stepped out of her house. The absolute best thing though is when she does videos. They’re always such precious gems, and I will always, always watch them. If she set up cameras in her home and left them on 24 hours a day, I would be in such a bad place because I wouldn’t want to do anything besides watch her life. I find her endlessly fascinating in a really gross sort of way. And that’s why I love her sexy vegetable videos so much.
But hey, did anyone else throw up a little over those onion boobs?