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Quotables: Poor Kimmy Just Doesn’t Understand

A photo of Kim Kardashian

“I don’t get the fact, like, why it’s talked about. I don’t get it. Sometimes I get bored of talking about it. Most women have one.”

So what is Kim Kardashian talking about here? What does she have that she talks about frequently and that she thinks most other women would have? A sex tape, perhaps? A throwaway marriage? An ego so big that if it were a physical part of her body it would dwarf her gigantic ass?

Close. It’s just her ass. She’s just talking about her ass. Specifically, she’s talking about how people talk about her ass, which is one of the reasons why people do, in fact, talk about her ass.

Another reason that people talk about it is because she wants them to talk about it. If she didn’t want any attention placed on her backside, then she wouldn’t shake it around so much. And don’t even tell me that with an ass that size, it’s impossible not to shake it around, because I won’t believe you for a second. If we’re going by the numbers, Kim has said that there’s a 13 inch difference between her waist and her hips. I have her beat by three inches (thanks for the genetics, Mom), and it’s really not an issue as long as you know how to dress for it.

Oh, and another reason why people talk about her ass? She gets x-rays taken of it and shows them on television. But god, why won’t everyone just shut up about it already?

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  • “I don’t get the fact, like, why it’s talked about.” *takes picture(s) with ass facing the camera. She and J.Lo (she’s made the same comment) get on my nerves w/that BS. Its part of the reason they are noticed yet they act like it annoys them that ppl talk about it. Stop taking pics like that if you’re bored w/ppl talking about it!

  • “Most women have one”. I’m really really worried that there are actually women out there with a massive hole between their lower back and their thighs. Most women have one, she says. Fucking hell.

  • Not fair to say that she wants attention paid to her butt since if she didn’t she wouldn’t “shake it around so much”. The same wouldn’t be said if her butt were flat, would it? She could also use it the same way if it were flat. It just happens to be a very particular asset of hers and people pick on her for it, like she must be still if she really didn’t want attention drawn to it. Are you saying women should be forced to not do certain things so that people don’t misunderstand them or twist them into something else and then put words in their mouths and act against them? She can do whatever she wants, do it for herself, and be happy, and people shouldn’t be questioning her intentions, or any woman at all for that matter, which is really what this comment boils down to. That being said, I’m not saying she doesn’t want attention drawn to it, I have no way of knowing that unless she said or denied so, but the “evidence” from which this conclusion is derived and the way of thinking that leads to said conclusion is not at all valid. :D

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