I say that Katy Perry has a mask, of course, because that’s always what she has on her face whenever we see her. She piles on tons and tons of foundation, concealer, false eyelashes, and lately, she’s taken a liking to that god-awful dark lipstick as well. She wears so much makeup, I bet she’s wearing makeup that we don’t even know exists yet.
Just in case you need a refresher, here’s what Katy Perry’s face usually looks like:
But in a new promo for her super special tour documentary, Part of Me, we get to see Katy bouncing around with no makeup. Or, ok, probably still the foundation, but this is way, way more of Katy’s actual face than we’ve ever seen before. Except for that time that Russell Brand posted that one picture on Twitter, the one where she’d just woken up and looked confused and/or mortified. Remember that? That was probably the beginning of the end.
I think she looks like a cute girl, but she’s completely average. Like, I can think of a number of ladies off the top of my head that I know personally who I think are prettier than Katy. Not that that’s a bad thing: on the contrary, I think it’s awesome. It’ll show all the young girls that flock to this movie that you don’t have to be natural perfection to be a superstar.
But hey, did you see the peppermint titties? That’s the Katy we know and love!
Image courtesy of Celebitchy