Let me paint this picture for you. Katy Perry and Russell Brand were all snuggled up at home together, doing whatever they do (if we’re going to judge their personal lives by how they portray themselves to the public, I’m guessing they were either playing Candy Land and eating cotton candy or ignoring sex addiction). After that, maybe they go to bed, maybe Katy decided to curl up for a nap, but either way, the result is the same, and the result is that Russell decided to wake her up, take a picture of her pitiful, confused little face, and post it on Twitter. Russell took it down pretty soon afterwards, but the internet doesn’t forget.
Surprise and no makeup aside, Katy still looks pretty good, right? I mean, it’s not her usual “my face has all of the makeup” look, but she’s still cute. Would you kick her out of the bed for eating crackers? Trick question, because the answer to that question is always yes. Sharp bits of food are still painful, no matter how pretty you are.