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Russell Brand Had a Posse of Peeps Procuring Pussy

Though he’s engaged to one of the hottest females on the planet, Russell Brand has no bones about discussing his prior sexual conquests and how they attributed to his sexual addiction. Brand claims that he formerly had a group of, uh, “supporters” that frequently scoped out fuckable chicks and made it happen more or less:

“When I was at my most promiscuous, I was like a charging locomotive. My selection process was outsourced. I had a team of experts who took care of finding women for me. They had very specific instructions. It was as if I was talking to a wine steward – ‘I’m looking for something French, a bit fruity, smells of oak’.”

So, yeah. I guess he’s some sort of reformed sex god or whatever, but I still can’t believe that Katy Perry’s considering marrying him. I mean, who knows. She strikes me as a person who could get down with the freakiness that Brand’s legacy has left him, so hell. It could be a match made in raven-haired, eyeliner-lovin’ heaven.  The world may never know.

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  • All I will say is, if Katy Perry follows thru with marrying him, expect 0 sympathy when she realizes she couldn’t tame the dog bitch in heat. I’m a firm believer in when a person shows you who they are, you better believe them!!! If Russell Brand is this open in telling whomever about his jaded sexual past, I can only imagine what KP has been told by him in their more intimate settings alone with one another.

  • Hollywood is going cold turkey on pork. Tinseltown is even importing sleaze from the United Kingdom. Russell Brand does Brand Hollywood no favours. He is famous in the United Kingdom for his bizarre and anti social behaviour. He harrassed and abused an old gentleman. There was public outcry in the media at the time. He advocates promiscuity and perversion. America, let this man entertain your children. The million dollar question is, how did this (sleazebag) meet the requirements for an green card? Please view my video, Chaim Paddaman: If Pigs could Fly, Hollywood would be an Airport. (Tag) Peyronnes Disease holds dire consequences for an industry where “payment in kind” is made in doodle. Horny David Letterman is in a position to validate this Big Bang Theory. The shit hits the fan. Disaster strikes on the casting couch. It is comedy of outrageous proportions. Give it a go. It is part of the Chaim Paddaman supports the Big Bang Theory on CBS. (Tag) It is Jewish tongue in cheek humour.

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