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32Celebrities Reveal Their Favorite Sex Positions

photo of gwyneth paltrow on the conversation pics
From Starpulse:

Celebrity guests on the premiere episode of Amanda De Cadenet’s new chat show “The Conversation” were quizzed about their favorite sex positions.

Gwyneth Paltrow, Zoe Saldana, Jane Fonda and Sarah Silverman were all asked what makes them most comfortable in intimate settings.

The racy question raised eyebrows for Fonda and prompted de Cadenet’s longtime pal Paltrow to shriek, “What?”

Silverman said, “I do enjoy a good sound missionary-ing… and I like to be manhandled.”

Saldana replied, “I like missionary and I like being on my knees too. And I love being on top… I love doggy-style or standing up.”

Candid Fonda offered: “While I am quite flexible and I can kneel, it’s not quite as comfortable for me as it used to be before I had a fake knee… (I like to be) either lying down or sitting up on a couch with him coming on to me, no pun intended.”

After her initial shock, Paltrow added, “I’m down with all of them.”

Ha! Of course Gwyneth Paltrow was all taken aback by the question. God, she probably hasn’t had sex since Brad Pitt back in 1997! And Sarah Silverman, peh. For as raunchy and down-and-dirty nasty as she pretends to be, you’d think she’d have come up with a better answer than “I do enjoy a good sound missionary-ing …” because what? She feels the need to play coy to The Conversation‘s easy-to-offend audience? No, because the audience isn’t easy to offend, but Sarah likes to pander to whomever she sees as important for the minute. OK, I’m done ranting about Sarah Silverman for right now. Needless to say, she’s not one of my favorite people in Hollywood, but if you’ve been here as long as I have, you probably already knew that.

Jane Fonda is still totally hot for her age (which is seventy-four if you can believe it), and her detailed answer (minus the fake knee thing, all that was successful in was making me cringe with my whole spirit) was, by far, the best and least-rehearsed, but I’m thinking she should probably elaborate the whole “sitting on a couch” thing, because that just sounds frightening and geriatric, at best.

Zoe Saldana did best with what she had to work with, and gave us a peek into what a very active sex life with People’s Sexiest Man Alive was probably like. Don’t be jealous.

Did you guys watch The Conversation this past weekend?

April 30, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Sarah

32 Responses to “Celebrities Reveal Their Favorite Sex Positions”

  1. Harriet Meadow says:

    Who says Silverman is pandering? While my husband and I love to mix it up, I think missionary is one of the hottest positions – it’s not only extremely intimate but it also allows the man to take control, which I love!

    • Sarah says:

      I love missionary, too, but as for the Sarah Silverman thing, she just strikes me as a lady who’ll say whatever she feels people want to hear whether she feels that way or not.

      • wilfred says:

        wow, what else is going on inside silverman’s head? seeing as you have the ability know what she’s thinking. that’s a pretty amazing talent to have, right there. you should use your sniper power to fight crime and injustice. or you could use it to bitch about prettier, funnier more successful women. whatever, makes you happy.

  2. casanova romeo says:

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  3. Ben Dover says:

    Fonda likes sitting on the couch…that way she can retape her Depends back on whenever who is brave enough to hit that tuna trap is through

    • Sarah says:

      I actually said “Ew” out loud when I read this.

    • Anonymous says:

      Fonda’s favorite position is straddling a North Vietnamese anti-aircraft gun.

      • Anonymous says:

        the war is over anyone can straddle a North Vietnamese anti air-air gun.try a North Korean anti- aircraft gun!

      • LJX says:

        Sorry, but you are wrong about the war being over with North Korea. The war (technically not a “war”, but a United Nations “Police Action”) has never officially ended at all! There is still no peace treaty or final agreement to finally end the major hostilities which started in 1950 with an invasion of South Korea, by Communist Chinese-(and indirectly Soviet Union)-backed, North Korean armed forces.

        For the past 60 years (since 1953) we (the UN/USA/South Korea/other allied nations) have been in an official ceasefire status with the opposing North Korean and Chinese forces – originally intended to last only until a permanent Peace Treaty could be written and agreed upon. This is the main reason that (even today) there is STILL a several miles-wide, always tense, and very heavily-armed on both sides, DMZ (De-Militarized Zone, or buffer) between North Korea and South Korea. This DMZ loosely marks the final “front-line”, between United Nations (largely USA) forces and the North Korean/Chinese forces, where this line was “frozen” in 1953. And the DMZ is also the site of several violent (and even deadly) “incidents” have occurred over the past 60 years, since the ceasefire/DMZ was established. Two U.S. Army officers were brutally killed with axes (in 1976) by a group of North Korean soldiers, following a “gardening” dispute over pruning of certain poplar trees in the DMZ. The North Koreans claimed that one of the poplar trees to be cut was a tree that had been planted and nurtured by NK’s fearless leader, Kim Jung Ill (the old one, whatever his name is?) and therefore the tree was special and could not be touched by the Americans. The American soldiers proceeded to prune the trees anyway, and the result was that the North Koreans perpetrated this bizarre case of murderous violence, hacking to death two unarmed U.S. Army officers over a silly tree, all while under official “ceasefire”.

        No doubt risky, but it might be cool to walk dogs around that “special” tree of theirs, so that the male dogs could be sure to “mark it” well and repeatedly in that special way that male dogs have of leaving their “calling card” (for any potentially interested local “bitches”* ;-) and all of this while in full view of those North Korean Army idiot gardeners….

        * well-known term for female dogs ;-)

    • Anonymous says:

      Fonda’s favorite position is straddling a North Vietnamese anti-aircraft gun.

    • Anonymous says:

      Fonda’s favorite position is straddling a North Vietnamese anti-aircraft gun.

  4. lori jones says:

    i love doggy style to plus the missionery pois as well i love it when my boyfriend pounds me hard untill i scream as i cum i also love to be eaten out and i also love getting on top and rideing my boyfriend and i love giveing my boy friend oral sex while he eats me out from behind sex is great

    • Chaz says:

      I’m thinking while you were making heel prints on the headliner of your boyfriends car, your time would have been better spent actually attending your English Comp class…

    • Anonymous says:

      I don’t see how you can give your boy friend oral sex if he is eating you out from behind. Maybe you would care to film that so we can see how you do that.

      • RonB from Pittsburgh says:

        You’ve never heard of 69?

      • LJX says:

        To RonB from Pittsburgh: It’s not the “69″ configuration that’s hard for anyone to imagine, it’s the part about the boyfriend giving oral “from behind” that doesn’t quite line up with normal human anatomy – unless she has a mouth in the back of her head, or 360 degree head/neck flexibility like Linda Blair in “The Exorcist”.

  5. jb says:

    LMAO @Chaz!! GOOD CALL!!!

  6. Nac Berdelli says:

    While I’m not a Silverman fan, I agree –partially–with her answer…..for whatever reason. You probably know her a helluva lot better than I. The so-called “…missionary” position is great and highly desirable for me. It allows me the predictable glide..need I say more? Yes, it allows me complete control, but can be a little hard(excuse the pun) on the lumbar.

    Some even say it’s a ‘generational thing’……not the lumbar, the missionary thingy.

    • Holly says:

      Never in my life did I expect to read the phrase “missionary thingy.” Now I can’t get it out of my head.

  7. Anonymous says:

    This entire website is perfect exaple of what is wrong with the world these days.

  8. nickninty9 says:

    I agree with anonymous. We have turned into a totally degenerated society.

  9. NormL says:

    ? Gwyneth ?

  10. NormL says:

    Love Gwyneth!!

  11. Ken says:

    I wish they wouldn’t talk like that.

    I like to imagine them in their pure, virginal, and innocent state. Talk of what “positions” they like during sex makes them sound like dirty people.

    -Ken

  12. Holly says:

    Why are all you guys on here commenting on a story on a website called “Totally Her”?

  13. cbd says:

    wanna fuck these celebreties

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