I honestly don’t know how this happened. I was going through life, minding my business, doing my usual routine. I made the bed and washed the dishes and fed the guinea pigs. I was horrified by Courtney Stodden and mesmerized by Jennifer Lawrence. Everything was completely normal.
Then, BOOM! The universe informed me that I had developed a crush on Zac Efron.
Was it the bra trick? Perhaps the charming “I’m not a heartthrob” quote? Did that one weekend when I babysat my nieces and they forced me to watch High School Musical over and over really work itself into my heart that much?
I don’t know. I can’t tell you the answer. All I can tell you is that Zac Efron is amazing.
And hey, check out that face morph video, huh? That’s weird for a couple of reasons. For one, we’ve only seen this particular, creepy kind of video featuring the likes of Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. It’s understandable why it’d be interesting to see the physical changes those ladies have gone through: they both started out with a lot of popularity and promise and compliments on their looks before going through very public downward spirals involving drugs and psychological issues that noticeably affected their outward appearance. Zac Efron, however? He’s a pretty clean-cut dude, right? If we wanted to do a male face morph video, I’d pick someone like Charlie Sheen, personally. Remember back in the 80’s, when he was attractive and not publicly crazy?
Oh, wait, I just watched this video of Zac Efron again. Man, he sure used to be awkward, huh? I guess it’s been a long, crazy ride to being mind-blowingly gorgeous.