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21Stars Without Makeup: Ashley Tisdale

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Hey, guys, look: it’s Ashley Tisdale, and she’s not wearing any makeup. :X

See, it’s these kinds of photos make me so happy. Gleeful, even. And you know why? Not because of that “without all the makeup, celebrities are just like us BS” excuse, even though it’s true—but because if you have the right stylists and makeup artists and wardrobe specialists, we could all be f-cking Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry. I mean, have you seen those women without their faces on? Yeah, because for the most part, they look just like anyone else off the street, and so does Ashley. Honestly. If she walked down my street looking like this, I probably wouldn’t even bat an eye. I might even throw a few ones at her, because she sort of looks like my papergirl, and I’d WHIP them instead of being all thoughtful and nice and tucking them underneath the welcome mat like a nice lady would because she’s a real big bitch who pelts my paper at my front door like she’s trying to break it down.

Actually, I guess you kind of suck in your own special way, Ashley Tisdale, and now? Well, now I may never like you.

April 17, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Sarah

21 Responses to “Stars Without Makeup: Ashley Tisdale”

  1. evilbeetdouche says:

    I’d drink her bath water after she ran a marathon in cow shit.

  2. Paige says:

    she doesn’t “look like anyone down the street” she’s much prettier and thinner than 98% of the population, including you. So before you rudely say that women like Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry look like common folk without makeup, be honest with yourself; With makeup do you compare to these women when they’re makeup-less? Not at all. I found this post quite rude. Ashley looks great without makeup, and you’re tearing her apart saying you wouldn’t bat an eye at her walking down the street. In short, stop tearing others down (especially celebrities that are and will forever be much prettier thinner, and richer than you will ever be) to make yourself feel better.

    • meh says:

      Chill. She didn’t say the girl is ugly or anything.

      • Paige says:

        No, but she also said she was average, which is a nice way of saying not attractive. I also don’t need to “chill” as I am not a beverage or anything that needs refrigerating, but thank you for the wise advice.

    • Liseth says:

      Stfu Paige you sound like a mental case go pop ur pills and go to sleep before you hurt something.

  3. Malia says:

    Paige, chill out before you tear something. She didn’t say anything rude in this post once. She just basically said she looks average without makeup which is actually kind of a compliment. I’ve seen some scary faces without makeup. Lol.

    • Paige says:

      If anyone told you you were average looking you would take that as a compliment? Average is a nice way of saying unattractive and I don’t see that as a compliment in any way shape, or form. I think she looks great with or without makeup and I believe (because my post was simply my OWN opinion) that being “gleeful” because she thinks another person isn’t as attractive as everyone thinks is rude, and quite simply very mean girls-esque. The quote from the movie of the same title “calling someone else uglier isn’t going to make you any prettier” came to mind when I read this.

  4. LegalEase says:

    I’m sorry, but you picked really horrible examples. Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry have perfect bone structure on top of having ridiculous bodies…they both look impeccable without makeup and honestly don’t wear much makeup on the red carpet and out aside from correcting makeup such as foundation and concealer. Good luck finding more than a few people you have ever met who look as good as they do sans fards.

    Ashley does look like any high school student in CA for sure, though. Particularly in the face.

  5. john says:

    without makeup…anyone would love to wake-up next to that pretty face

  6. Poo4u says:

    Paige, 1st your name is pretentious 2nd like you, the author was merely expressing her opinion JUST like you did 3rd you are reading from a celebrity gossip page…wtf do you think they are going to comment on???? This is not
    US or Star….E V I L beet, need I say more? Its witty, tough, dirty and that’s why I read it. GET OVER YOURSELF!

    • Dumb says:

      You realize you just insulted someones name……

    • Anonymous says:

      as opposed to Poo4u, which is the complete opposite of pretentious. catty does not equal witty, bitchy does not mean tough, and yes, this site is dirty.

      also, i hate this standard that a celebrity gossip site must be demeaning. there’s a difference between “Jason Segel and Michelle Williams are dating!” and “this is a celebrity without make-up, she looks horrific”. so please, get over yourself and try to compose even a half-assedly logical argument next time.

  7. Tom says:

    Not that pretty.

  8. Joey says:

    Angelina Jolie is disgusting… she’s like an eating disorder walking poster… I’ve seen her in person, less that 3 feet away and that’s why I can say she’s anything but hot.
    She probably is a nice person with her U.N. missions and stuff, but sexy is something I’ve never say about her. She’s absolutely pure marketing and Hollywood product…

    Ashley on the other hand, I’ve never met her in person, but looking at those pictures, I’d say she’s cute.

  9. Liseth says:

    Wow that Paige chick is seriously mental lol. She does look average just like your fat ass probably does. I wouldn’t notice her either.npaige needs to calm the fu ck down and stop defending people that wouldn’t giver her a dollar of she was 1 second away from dying of hunger. I

  10. Anonymous says:

    Geez, I wish I looked that “average”

  11. Jeff Hannon says:

    Ashley you are still a pretty woman without makeup.

  12. Roger says:

    I think she is gorgeous without makeup. Great legs, too!

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