Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are dating … for real … TMZ has learned.
Sources tell us the relationship is “just starting.” The two were photographed on their way out of a movie date to see “Hunger Games” in NYC last night.
Apparently, Kanye has been after Kim for a while — he just released a new song, “Theraflu” … in which he says he had feelings for the reality star while she was dating Kris Humphries.
“And I admit I fell in love with Kim … ‘Round the same time she fell in love with him … That’s cool, babygirl, do your thing … Lucky I ain’t had Jay drop him from the team.”
Kanye is referring to Jay Z — who owns the NJ Nets … the team Humphries plays for.
Wait. Wait. I want to talk about this lyric, “right around the time she fell in love with him.” She did not fall in love with Kris Humphries, can we just be clear about that? And if this isn’t some kind of f-cked up publicity stunt, then I don’t know what is. Here’s some real talk: Kim Kardashian is a nasty, attention-grabbing ho. And she married a semi-nobody like Kris Humphries for publicity. Why in hell would she do something like that if she knew that Kanye was interested? Bitch, please.
Kim also recently spoke to Cosmo UK, where she claimed that she wasn’t even “close” to being ready to date:
“[I'm] not even close” to dating again. I just don’t believe in one soul mate now. … I think you have different soul mates throughout your life, that your soul needs different things at different times. I do believe in love. I will always believe in love, but my idea has changed from what I’ve always thought.”
She must think that news travels really slow or whatever.
All I know is that Kanye West is the male equivalent of Kim Kardashian, minus all the pee. Thought you knew.