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Why Yes, Tori Spelling IS Pregnant Again

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Because guys! This is what she does! If it weren’t for near-death experiences because of dehydration and malnutrition, and the whole almost-constantly-pregnant thing, we’d probably forget about her altogether, wouldn’t we? Whee! From People:

Five months after giving birth, Tori Spelling has announced some big news: she’s expecting again.

“Dean, Liam, Stella, Hattie, and I are beyond thrilled to announce that another little McDermott is on the way,” she writes on her website in a blog post titled “Baby Makes 6!” “We feel truly blessed that another angel has found us. Love, Tori xoxo.”

Spelling, 38, welcomed her youngest daughter Hattie in Oct. 2011. She and husband Dean McDermott, 45, are also parents to son Liam, 5, and daughter Stella, 3.

Along with the message, Spelling posted a photo of her bare stomach, which her children are touching.

I mean, criminology (yeah, it said ‘criminy’ at first, but spell-check didn’t recognize it and I rather liked ‘criminology’, so we’re going to run with this one, OK?). We didn’t even announce that she had her last baby (which, as People said, was back in October of ’11) and here she goes getting knocked up again. Who the hell is she trying to out-do, Michelle Duggar? Yeah, we posted photos of her tits when her husband accidentally Tweeted a photo of them post-breastfeeding – and wasn’t that a hoot? – but I know it doesn’t count. We must have cut Tori, deep down inside, and this is her way of getting back at us. Forcing us to talk about her once more, because she didn’t get her time in the sun with her previous, third pregnancy.

It could be worse. We could be saying, “Why yes, Tori Spelling is reprising her role on 90210 as Donna Martin, who’s returned to the school two decades later to take care of that whole graduation thing,” or “Why yes, Tori Spelling is looking like the Crypt-Keeper again,” so I’m going to just go ahead, shut my mouth, and thank my lucky stars that there are people out there like Tori Spelling who are addicted to kids, instead of constantly having to write about those who are addicted to Restaylne injections, cocaine, and hitting people with their cars and driving off like it ain’t no thing.

Congratulations, Tori, and best wishes for another healthy pregnancy!

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