We give you guys some really heavy news here at Evil Beet. We tell you about celebrities with dangerous addictions going to rehab and we tell you about celebrities with dangerous attitudes going to jail. We tell you about babies being born and tragic deaths, and all the stuff in between. Sometimes, things get real serious here.
However, this is not one of those times. Miley Cyrus broke her tailbone, y’all! Ouch!
Here’s the tweet where Miley explains what happened:
cracked my tail bone doing a front flip… on to the couch. thats like when i tripped over a pillow and broke my arm.#onlyme
Oh, Miley! While it’s true that a lot of times I can’t tell how I feel about her, there’s no denying that she is a down ass girl who is always having a good time. You can tell that she’s always ready for some fun, and it makes her endearing, at least some of the time. At this point, I don’t think that Miley really seems to be out of control, or that she’s destined to be this drugged up girl who fills herself full of booze and meth, but only time can tell, right?
Not that I’m saying that breaking your tailbone from playing on the couch is the behavior of a meth addict. Did it sound like that was what I was saying? I just meant that Miley is a little nuts and we should keep an eye on her because she could hurt herself by doing silly tricks. Or meth.
In other news generated from Miley Cyrus’ tweets, this girl has the cutest dogs. Their names are Floyd, Ziggy, and Lila, and she loves them enough to expose their adorable puppy faces on Twitter, which, in my book, is definitely a point in her favor. I went ahead and put the pictures she posted of her dogs in that gallery down below. LOOK AT THE PUPPY. Also, because I’ve been talking about him so much lately and because I’m a proud mother, I’m tacking on a pretty shitty picture of my absolutely adorable guinea pig. You’re welcome in advance.
I never noticed before, but she’s got some serious cankles…
Thank you, Emily…. this takes me back to the glory days when Sasha was the only writer for Evil Beet. Half the posts (or half of each post) would be about her pets. They were celebrities in their own right.