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Lindsay Looks So Busted in These Ads, Also She Doesn’t Pay Her Taxes

A photo of Lindsay Lohan

So many times, Lindsay Lohan makes me want to rip my eyeballs out of my head, stumble to the front door, and leave them there so the stray cat can sneak up and eat them, because heaven knows that kitty would get more use out of them than I do. Seriously, look at that picture I posted right up there. Do you see it? Do you see her mouth? How is this ok? How did someone check this out and say “yep, no problems here, let’s print this meth mouth bitch and rake in the big bucks”? HOW?

Granted, the other pictures don’t look nearly as bad. I wish she’d get her bleaching problem under control, but I know that we’re never going to see 2006 Lindsay Lohan again, so you just have to take this for what it is, you know? Lindsay is admittedly looking pretty good for what she looks like now. Except those teeth. There are no excuses.

In other Lindsay news, guess who never paid her taxes?

Lindsay Lohan has a brand new $93,000 problem — because the federal government claims the actress never paid her 2009 income tax … and now Uncle Sam is finally out to collect.

According to official documents filed in Los Angeles, the Internal Revenue Service has obtained a lien against Lohan for $93,701.57 for failure to pay her federal income tax.

2009 wasn’t a very lucrative year for Lohan … she only released one crappy made-for-TV movie, coupled with a few minor TV appearances.

Now, if Lohan refuses to pay the debt … the government can go after anything that belongs to her … including homes, cars and bank accounts … assuming she has any of those things.

I was going to say “if it’s not one thing, it’s another,” but that’s not true, because it’s all the things, always. It’s like at any given point, Lindsay has at least five f*ck ups going on simultaneously, have you noticed that? It’s really pretty remarkable how she manages to keep it up.

Images courtesy of Celebuzz