Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Nicole Richie Doesn’t Know How to Put On Makeup

A photo of Nicole Richie When I first read that Nicole Richie has no idea about how to apply makeup, my first thought was "well, obviously." She just looks so tired and run down these days, doesn't she? And I know that she has small children and she used to enjoy illegal substances and all that, but can't you like put some concealer under your eyes? Something? But then I read that a professional does Nicole's makeup for every appearance, and, well, now I don't know what to think: As a red carpet regular and House of Harlow 1960 and Winter Kate designer, ...

But Charlie Sheen, Are You Still Crazy?

A photo of Charlie Sheen Around this time last year, Charlie Sheen was just starting to go off the deep end. It was in January of 2011 that Charlie went on his first well-publicized adventure with cocaine and booze and hookers and ambulance rides, and it was in January that Two and a Half Men first went on hiatus so Charlie could go to rehab. It doesn't seem like that long ago, does it? Oh yeah, that's because the crazy went on for months and months, huh? But good news, everybody! The crazy train has stopped, and a lucid, somewhat charming Charlie Sheen stepped off...

Katy Perry Isn’t Even Going to The People’s Choice Awards

A photo of Katy Perry This morning, Jenn told you all about how Russell Brand was uninvited from the People's Choice Awards because "it will be Katy's big night" and organizers wanted to "avoid any awkwardness or confrontation." Jenn called it high schoolish, and boy, did she hit the nail on the head with that one. This is precisely like Russell and Katy getting an invite to the cool kids' party, but then they get into this fight and they are so over, so the cool kids decide to just have Katy there because OMG sh...

Did Beyonce Have A Miscarriage Before Blue Ivy?

That little video up there is the newest song from Jay-Z. It was released today, it's called "Glory," and it's all about little Blue Ivy. It even samples the baby crying after delivery. It's actually kind of sweet! Well, except the line "you're my child with the child from Destiny's Child," that's absolutely embarrassing, but hey! I imagine Jay wrote in a pinch, right? But wait, what about this little line? "Last time the miscarriage was so tragic We was afraid you'd disappear But nah baby you magic." That's a bit heartbrea...

Oh, Good Grief, AnnaLynne McCord

Photo: Topless pics of AnnaLynne McCord In a perfect world I would not know who AnnaLynne McCord is, but this is the real world, where Miss McCord is inescapable. Also---and I am loath to admit this, friends---I went through a 90210: the New Class phase. I don't know! I guess I wanted to see whether Rumer Willis were any good at acting. Don't you judge me. Anyway, late last night, I was logged into my Twitter account---oh man, this is never a good idea, you guys---where I was tweeting photos of my childhood unicorn collection. I...

You Know It’s a Slow News Day When You’re Reporting That Snoop Dogg Was Arrested for Weed Possession

photo of snoop dogg smoking pot on stage pics photos pics And if it happened, say, anywhere other thanTexas, which - ask Chace Crawford - probably has some of the strictest pot laws in the US, the attending officers would probably have just asked for a hit of that shit and took a few photos instead of arresting and citing Snoop. TMZ claims that Snoop was busted this past weekend with approximately a half-ounce of pot, which he claims to have a prescription for, though in Texas, none of that medical marijuana stuff flies. Sources also state that ...

You Know Who Hasn’t Done a Good Movie in Awhile? MILEY CYRUS.

And don't worry - she's not breaking the trend here or anything. LOL looks pretty tired, too. I mean, it's Mean Girls without Lindsay Lohan's dirty gitch and painful adolescent grimaces from chicks who care too much about clothes. But wait: it's also got scenes in Paris (oui oui) and Demi Moore and Ashley Greene, so I gather that's supposed to be the film's redeeming qualities. But it's not. Here's the official synopsis from IMDB:
In a world connected by YouTube, iTunes, and Facebook, Lola and her friends navigate the peer pressures of high school romance and friendship while dodging their sometimes overbearing and confused parents.
Also, if you saw the trailer, you MUST have noticed a brief scene where Demi Moore's character (who is Miley's character's mom) reads girlfriend's diary. Ugh, can you believe that? A mom who checks up on their teenager's day-to-day doings and relationship rantings behind their backs? Gosh. All that practice and you'd think that Demi would have learned a thing or two by maybe reading Ashton's diary. She might've actually saved herself some heartache (and the possibility of contracting venereal disease). Jeez. And they say acting's not a real job. I mean, it sure produces real life lessons if you ask me, and probably if you ask Demi, too. Oh, and way to go, Miley, for doing another movie that I definitely won't see. Thanks a bunch, girl! [gallery columns="6"] /> And don't worry - she's not breaking the trend here or anything. LOL looks pretty tired, too. I mean, it's Mean Girls without Lindsay Lohan's dirty gitch and painful adolescent grimaces from chicks who care too much about clothes. But wait: it's also got scenes in Paris (oui oui) and Demi Moore and Ashley Greene, so I gather that's supposed to be the film's redeeming qualities. But it's not. Here's the official synopsis from IMDB: In a world connected by YouTube, iTunes, and Facebook, Lo...