You guys, I almost totally forgot! The Entertainment Lawyer who scribes Crazy Days and Nights is finally “naming names,” as is his hallowed New Year’s Day tradition.

Emily hit on some of the year’s best, most salacious scandals, but you guys! THERE IS SO MUCH MORE.

- Now we know for sure: Lea Michele is starting to behave like a real diva.

- Chris Brown is kind of a dickwad—a “Don’t you know who I am?” kind of dickwad.

- Stars who hate each other: Rob Lowe and Amy Poehler, Evan Rachel Wood and Kate Winslet.

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Now, you don’t need to be a Twilight fan to appreciate the attractiveness that these two women exude. … Wait, what’s that, you didn’t know they were part of the Twilight franchise? You didn’t know there was anyone aside from Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner? Well then. Surprise!

Here’s a little background information on both of them (not that it’ll really factor in to “who’d you rather,” but whatever):

- Nikki Reed‘s the one who married a creepy American Idol alum after dating for, like, three weeks or something
- Ashley Greene‘s the one who had the nude photo scandal* a few years ago that no one cared about
- Nikki Reed recently said that “not everyone on the set of the movies are friends,” so that means everyone probably hates her
- Ashley Greene thinks she’s comparable in looks and acting ability to Angelina Jolie

So … Who’d you rather?

*Not that it should, you know, sway your decision in any way, because we *don’t* have photos of a naked Nikki Reed, but here’s those NSFW Ashley Greene nudes, after the jump, if you’ve never seen them before.

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I know, there are a lot of names up there in that headline that you might not care about or that you might actively loathe. But that’s not my problem. You’re going to hear about this rumor anyway.

You guys know about Ashley Greene, right? She’s that girl up there next to Robert Pattinson. She plays Alice, Edward’s psychic sister, in the Twilight movies, she had some nude pictures out a couple years back, and she’s also a general douche canoe. And you already know about Robert and Kristen Stewart. Now let me tell you about the love triangle!

Kristen and Rob are, of course, very much in love. But Kristen is busy filming cool new movies while Rob cavorts around with Ashley Greene to promote Breaking Dawn. The result? Rob has no choice but to sex up little Ashley Greene, or, to be specific, to sex her up so loud in their hotel that someone made a complaint to management. At least that’s the rumor.

What do you guys think? Check out that picture above one more time: does that look like a picture of two folks who also happen to be banging, or is Robert too devoted to Kristen for this?

Earlier this week, I was down at the mall, and in one of the store windows, I saw a onesie. For real. And no, it wasn’t at Baby Gap or Gymboree, not at all, it was at the Forever 21. A onesie. For an adult. This kind of thing has got to stop. Rompers need an age limit, Ashley Greene needs to fade into even more obscurity, and I need a drink.

Buckle in, everybody, it’s going to be a real fun weekend.

Won’t be long now, guys! The next big movie to hit theaters will be Breaking Dawn Part 1, and then we can talk about that for six weeks before and after like we have with Harry Potter. It’s only fair, you know. For now, though, enjoy the photos of the Twilight kids at the 2011 Comic-Con convention. It should hold you over ’til it’s light enough to get back to reading the book without your flashlight on. It still might be kind of early where you are. Enjoy!

The latest film in the Twilight series, Eclipse, will be out in theatres at the end of June.  That means that filming for the last part of the saga, Breaking Dawn, is all set to start filming, but there have been some setbacks.

Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz, or Alice and Emmett Cullen, want more money.  They originally signed on for three movies, and in order to stick around for the fourth, they require roughly $4 million each. That’s kind of a ballsy move, considering how this series isn’t afraid to replace actors. Catherine Hardwick, director of Twilight, said on the topic:

“It would really break my heart if they were replaced, but it could happen. Things could turn ugly quickly.”

The first thing that comes to mind when considering the possibility of two members of the Cullen family being recast is the intense grieving the fangirls will go through.  I didn’t see New Moon, but I have such fond memories of the Twilight midnight premiere, like when Edward and Bella were just about to kiss for the first time, and the theatre was absolutely silent, then when the kiss happened this girl let out an actual moan.  And yeah, that’s just for Edward, but every member of the Cullen family has his or her own special following, and I can’t wait to see how this turns out.

As for Breaking Dawn, I don’t really care if some people get recast as long as it has the scene where Edward rips into Bella’s womb with his teeth to get the baby out.  That is the only thing I care about.