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Demi Moore’s going on a yoga retreat when Ashton and Mila get married

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Ashton Kutcher has wasted no time moving on from Demi Moore after their divorce, and he’s now engaged and expecting a baby with Mila Kunis. While Demi has sorta kinda moved on with different dudes, apparently she’s still smarting from her relationship with Ashton and will be meditating the pain away when he decides to tie the knot.

From Radar Online:

“Demi knows she’ll have to endure hearing about the affair — which Ashton is telling mutual friends will be huge and full of A-list Hollywood and tech friends — and seeing pictures. But the wound is still fresh from their divorce and Demi doesn’t want anything to trigger a relapse.”

Moore is banking on details from her daughter Rumer Willis, who remains close with Kutcher.

“When she gets word, either through mutual friends or Rumer, about the exact date, she’s booking a trip to the yogic spiritual center of India, Rishikesh, where she’ll submerge herself in days of waking at 4 a.m., chanting, meditation, yoga by the Ganges River, light eating of only meager portions of vegan foods and dressing in saffron colored robes,” the source revealed.

“She’ll be cut off from all technology including phones, Internet and TV, so she’ll be able to avoid the whole thing.”

And her getaway isn’t just reserved for the wedding. “She plans a similar, though less intense and far away retreat to coincide with the birth of their child in October,” the source added.

Kinda fucked up that Demi is the one who comes out of this whole thing being painted like some sad sack who can’t get her shit together because ASHTON KUTCHER, the guy who hosted Punk’d, is not her husband anymore. I mean, I’m sure he’s different privately than he is as a public persona, and the heart wants what it wants and all that, but come on.

I’m on Team Demi here, and if she wants to do whip its and lose her damn mind, leave her to it!

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Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are Officially Divorced

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I feel really out of the loop, because I seriously thought Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore‘s divorce was finalized, like, a year ago, but apparently that’s not the case – it wasn’t until this Tuesday that Ashton’s lawyer, Laura Wasser, filed a clarification to the financial agreement they’d reached and it was actually all over. Huh, go figure.

From TMZ:

The docs were filed Tuesday afternoon by disso-queen Laura Wasser on Kutcher’s behalf, ending the marriage that began in 2005.  The two had separated in 2011.

The reason it took so long for the saga to finally end (Ashton initially filed for divorce in Dec. 2012) — is because they were squabbling over money.

As we first reported, Demi wanted spousal support even though she’s worth way more than Ashton. Our sources say she backed off that claim.

We’re told … they ultimately reached a financial settlement and Ashton gave Demi somewhat more than he had to, but at least it’s finally over … and now he can focus on getting hitched to Mila Kunis (if he wants).

Well, that’s that, I suppose. I don’t know if he and Mila really are going to get married, to be honest – and I don’t see why it really matters either way – but I suppose it could happen. Get that pre-nup, guys!

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Is Demi Moore Dating Her Daughter’s Ex Boyfriend?

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Demi Moore is quite known for being into younger men. And now that her divorce is finally finalized from Asston Kutcher (yeah, I’m immature, don’t care), she’s free to bang a whole new generation of younger men. Allegedly she’s not only banging daughter Rumer Willis‘ ex, but she also had him move in.

From ShowbizSpy:

According to a new report, the actress is in a trial marriage with her daughter Rumer Wills’s ex-boyfriend.

Demi, 50, has allowed Hollywood play­boy Harry Morton, 32, to move into her Beverly Hills home.

“Demi is crazy about Harry,” revealed an insider.

“She says that he makes her feel more alive than she has in years. She’s convinced this relationship is built to last – despite Harry’s reputation for loving and leaving women.

“Demi and Harry kept things casual for the first few months, but now she can’t get enough of him and he’s moved in with her.”

Da f-ck is a “trial marriage”?  I don’t…what? Anyway. If this is true, it’s certainly not going to help mend Rumer and Demi’s broken relationship. If it is true, it adds more fuel to her whole having a breakdown thing. First she doesn’t shave her legs, and now this. BUT THE LEGS! SOMEONE CALL THE COPS. SHE IS OUT OF CONTROL.

I seriously doubt this Rumer rumor is true considering that Demi and Rumer went to yoga together yesterday (pic above, via Zimbio) and were all smiles. Unless that for show.

Harry Morton is I guess best well-known for owning the hilariously overpriced and tacky Pink Taco restaurants and banging La La Lohan.

Now here’s some of my own gossip that may or may not be about a certain recently divorced older actress’ daughter. If you don’t feel like reading my anecdote then you can roll your eyes, stop reading, and carry on with your damn life.

Back when I worked in retail, I would often encounter celebs. I would stand behind the register or help them shop (read: “Hi, welcome to _____” and/or “May I help you with anything?” I mostly didn’t ask people if I could help them with anything because I hate people and don’t like helping them. Which is why I found a different job after a year.) So yeah, it was all very glamorous. One day, a really cute, really attractive man came into the store and asked me to help him. He explained that his girlfriend’s birthday was coming up and he wanted to give her a small gift every day for 12 days leading up to her bday. He was an actor. Minor roles. I thought his idea was really cute, so I helped him, and he decided he would buy her 12 little glass animals. He spent a while lining up these glass animals on the counter, really taking his time to make sure he picked the right ones. It was really endearing. He called his girlfriend to get some sort of hint about what animals she liked. Because he was so close to me, I could hear her over the phone. She was very curt with him and the conversation lasted a few seconds. I pretended I was oblivious. He pretended he wasn’t super embarrassed. I felt badly for him. I found out later that he was dating a certain celeb spawn. They broke up not long after this. I don’t know them, I don’t know their relationship, I don’t know if she was in the middle of something super important when he called or if he upset her earlier, I don’t know. I just know he was really cute and I felt really bad for him. Take this (alleged) encounter for what you will.