I feel really out of the loop, because I seriously thought Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore‘s divorce was finalized, like, a year ago, but apparently that’s not the case – it wasn’t until this Tuesday that Ashton’s lawyer, Laura Wasser, filed a clarification to the financial agreement they’d reached and it was actually all over. Huh, go figure.
The docs were filed Tuesday afternoon by disso-queen Laura Wasser on Kutcher’s behalf, ending the marriage that began in 2005. The two had separated in 2011.
The reason it took so long for the saga to finally end (Ashton initially filed for divorce in Dec. 2012) — is because they were squabbling over money.
As we first reported, Demi wanted spousal support even though she’s worth way more than Ashton. Our sources say she backed off that claim.
We’re told … they ultimately reached a financial settlement and Ashton gave Demi somewhat more than he had to, but at least it’s finally over … and now he can focus on getting hitched to Mila Kunis (if he wants).
Well, that’s that, I suppose. I don’t know if he and Mila really are going to get married, to be honest – and I don’t see why it really matters either way – but I suppose it could happen. Get that pre-nup, guys!
November 28, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
Demi Moore is quite known for being into younger men. And now that her divorce is finally finalized from Asston Kutcher (yeah, I’m immature, don’t care), she’s free to bang a whole new generation of younger men. Allegedly she’s not only banging daughter Rumer Willis‘ ex, but she also had him move in.
According to a new report, the actress is in a trial marriage with her daughter Rumer Wills’s ex-boyfriend.
Demi, 50, has allowed Hollywood playboy Harry Morton, 32, to move into her Beverly Hills home.
“Demi is crazy about Harry,” revealed an insider.
“She says that he makes her feel more alive than she has in years. She’s convinced this relationship is built to last – despite Harry’s reputation for loving and leaving women.
“Demi and Harry kept things casual for the first few months, but now she can’t get enough of him and he’s moved in with her.”
Da f-ck is a “trial marriage”? I don’t…what? Anyway. If this is true, it’s certainly not going to help mend Rumer and Demi’s broken relationship. If it is true, it adds more fuel to her whole having a breakdown thing. First she doesn’t shave her legs, and now this. BUT THE LEGS! SOMEONE CALL THE COPS. SHE IS OUT OF CONTROL.
I seriously doubt this Rumer rumor is true considering that Demi and Rumer went to yoga together yesterday (pic above, via Zimbio) and were all smiles. Unless that for show.
Now here’s some of my own gossip that may or may not be about a certain recently divorced older actress’ daughter. If you don’t feel like reading my anecdote then you can roll your eyes, stop reading, and carry on with your damn life.
Back when I worked in retail, I would often encounter celebs. I would stand behind the register or help them shop (read: “Hi, welcome to _____” and/or “May I help you with anything?” I mostly didn’t ask people if I could help them with anything because I hate people and don’t like helping them. Which is why I found a different job after a year.) So yeah, it was all very glamorous. One day, a really cute, really attractive man came into the store and asked me to help him. He explained that his girlfriend’s birthday was coming up and he wanted to give her a small gift every day for 12 days leading up to her bday. He was an actor. Minor roles. I thought his idea was really cute, so I helped him, and he decided he would buy her 12 little glass animals. He spent a while lining up these glass animals on the counter, really taking his time to make sure he picked the right ones. It was really endearing. He called his girlfriend to get some sort of hint about what animals she liked. Because he was so close to me, I could hear her over the phone. She was very curt with him and the conversation lasted a few seconds. I pretended I was oblivious. He pretended he wasn’t super embarrassed. I felt badly for him. I found out later that he was dating a certain celeb spawn. They broke up not long after this. I don’t know them, I don’t know their relationship, I don’t know if she was in the middle of something super important when he called or if he upset her earlier, I don’t know. I just know he was really cute and I felt really bad for him. Take this (alleged) encounter for what you will.
May 1, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
LONELY Demi Moore has become a virtual recluse after cutting ties with those closest to her – including her therapist – and pals fear she’s teetering on the edge of another meltdown.
The 50-year-old actress, who was recently spotted out on the streets of Los Angeles with unshaven legs and disheveled hair, has told friends who’ve tried to help her: “I’m tired of bothering people with my problems.”
DemiI’s recent erratic behavior is “almost identical” in nature to how she was acting right before her mental breakdown in January 2012, when she was rushed to the hospital and later reportedly checked into rehab, says a close source.
“It’s incredibly worrying for everyone around her,” added the source.
“She’s now refusing to take calls from some of her oldest friends, and everyone’s really concerned about her.”
The stuff about isolating herself isn’t good but I didn’t realize that shaving your legs = teetering on mental collapse. Someone should have told me this. I must have been worrying people. The Daily Mail posted photos of her reportedly Chewbacca-like legs in March. See the madness for yourself:
Can’t see anything? Let’s zoom in:
Obligatory “Molly you in danger, girl.”
April 12, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Sure, it’s taken nearly two years for Demi Moore to file for divorce from estranged husband and Mila Kunis sweatpants hater Ashton Kutcher (despite the fact that he filed his own back in December), but she’s been busy, okay? Between doing whip its and going on yoga retreats, there just haven’t been enough hours in the day. Don’t worry, though – the paperwork has finally been put in and Demi will be left recreating that pottery scene from Ghost, because Ashton will be out of her life 4eva. What makes this even better? She wants spousal support!
More than a year after they split and nearly three months after Kutcher filed for divorce, the actress finally responded Thursday in Los Angeles Superior Court, seeking to have her ex pay both spousal support and attorney fees.
Moore, 50, citing the usual “irreconcilable differences” for the split, is now headed for a possible courtroom battle with Kutcher, 35, over the financial terms to end their six-year marriage.
Although no children are at issue, the financial stakes are high: Kutcher last year reportedly earned $24 million from the CBS hit Two and a Half Men.
LOL (and I’m not referring to that awful movie she was in with Miley Cyrus). This bitch has some nerve asking for spousal support, especially since they broke up so damn long ago and he presumably hasn’t been paying her way since then. Hang on, I think I’ll call my high school girlfriend and ask her to pay my rent for the rest of the year. Pffft.
March 8, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
How do we all feel about Russell Brand? I’ve never been able to come to terms with my own feelings for the man. He seems awful and gross and yet he wrote something quite moving and wonderful about Amy Winehouse after her death. I don’t find him funny but I don’t find him unfunny, either. But if Katy deemed him a worthy chap, then perhaps he is. Although they did wind up divorced. He came to her honor though, refusing to speak ill of her while being interviewed on The Howard Stern Show (Is that STILL a thing?), though Mr. Stern did his damnedest. He “went there” when he asked this:
What do you make of you ex-wife dating John Mayer? It’s like doesn’t she know he’s a worse womanizer than you?
The charming Mr. Stern also added,
No, but seriously, you know I knew from the beginning you’d never stay married.
Wow! Stern and Brand (that sounds like a law firm) went on to discuss Mr. Brand’s love of yoga, which lead him to meeting his friend Demi Moore. Brand insists that they’re not anything more than friends, saying,
I really like her. She’s a beautiful person.
Not quite enough for dear Howard, who persisted,
But you’ve not made love to her yet.
“Made love”? Good heavens, Mr. Stern is quite the proper 1800s gent, isn’t he? To which Russell shouted, “I’VE NOT MADE LOVE TO HER YET.” Good on you, old boy. Stern also accused Brand of not having safe sex, based on how he looks. I can’t really blame Stern there. And Brand, with as good an attitude as ever,
I do use one every time I have carnal relations. You can’t have germs flying about everywhere.
In conclusion, Demi Moore and Russell Brand are absolutely going to contain their germs together.
February 12, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Russell Brand is kind of a hilarious amalgamation of a the Dalai Lama, Animal from The Muppet Babies and his character from Get Him To the Greek and I never really know what to make of him. Sure, he’s a decent person who takes assholes to task, but he’s also… Russell Brand. He does weird stuff all the time, and this one’s no exception: he’s off on a spiritual trip to India… with Demi Moore. Say whaaat?
From The Sun:
RUSSELL BRAND can’t have been watching much of Channel 4’s What Happens In Kavos during his recent London stay.
The comic reckons the best way for his new pal DEMI MOORE to get over ASHTON KUTCHER is by taking a trip abroad.
But instead of Demi doing flaming shots while dancing round her handbag in a Greek bar, he’s pushing for a spiritual healing retreat instead.
Russell has invited the actress on a group trip to a yoga retreat in India.
The Ananda Spa in the Himalayas promises to “cleanse the soul” and “heal internally”.
Several other members of the stars’ yoga class have been to the retreat – which offers meditation classes and healthy eating – and have recommended it as a way of clearing the mind and heart.
A source said: “Russell and Demi have become friends since she started his yoga class.
“He remembers how much yoga and meditation helped him after his split with KATY PERRY and feels it will help Demi too.
“Spiritual retreats can be hard work, but if you’re in the right frame of mind they’re really beneficial.”
Less likely that you’ll end up in A&E at 4am with broken glass in your foot too.
Well, okay. First of all, didn’t Ashton file for divorce about two years ago? It’s a bit late for the emotional intervention – or, you know, the whole losing your mind over Ashton Kutcher deal Demi’s still got going on. Still, I’d rather her sitting cross-legged and chanting on the floor of a stone temple in Rishikesh than huffing aerosol cans or whatever she was doing before.