You remember Britney Spears‘ first husband, Jason Alexander, don’t you? They were married for a blissful 55 hours before the whole thing was annulled because Britney “lacked understanding of her actions to the extent that she was incapable of agreeing to the marriage,” and ever since then Jason has proved himself to be such an asshole. And, you guys, today isn’t any different.
Yesterday I gave you guys those really sweet quotes from Britney’s second ex-husband, Kevin Federline, about her engagement. Today we have Jason Alexander’s opinion on the whole thing. It’s a little different:
“I know everyone wants me to be happy about this, but I am not. I think it’s fake and I think people are afraid to say it. If you look at all the pictures between them there is no connection. They look like they are going through the motions. It seems like a answer to the court thing. Sort of a nice way to sew it all up she marries her handler. That way she always has someone controlling her. It’s sort of sad.”
Oh no you just didn’t, Jason Alexander. You need, and I can’t believe I’m saying this, but you need to take a lesson from K-Fed on this one and be kind and hopeful for someone you supposedly used to love, and if you can’t that, then as Britney so eloquently told you once before, you can kiss her “lily white southern Louisiana ass.”