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How Does Lindsay Lohan Keep Getting These Modelling Jobs?

A photo of Lindsay Lohan

But no, really, how is this still happening? How does Lindsay Lohan still have a modelling career? How does Lindsay Lohan still have any kind of career? Has no one heard that she’s a flake with a meth habit? Has no one seen her lips? Has no one noticed that look in her eye that alternates between “I’m dead inside” and “crazycrazycrazy”? Haven’t people had their fill of her crackhead shenanigans? Do people think that we’re still interested in her in a way that isn’t akin to watching a trainwreck?

Sorry for all these questions, but I need some answers. Help me out, friends, because I’m lost. I’m awash in a sea of flapping lips and disappointment.

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  • They don’t care WHY we are interested (“trainwreck” vs. “can produce somethingof value”). They just care THAT we are interested. The money’s the same. If you want her to go away, look away people, look away.

  • I don’t get it either. I mean, she doesn’t have a good image, people don’t like her. I don’t see why they keep on giving her modelling jobs.

  • She’s a good model… she’s broken and I actually still feel very sorry for her… but she is in fact a good model. I don’t like her looks for that matter but most of the time her pictures have something to them… also she arouses attention – isn’t that all what advertising is about?
    And while we’re on it… she’d still be a fabulous actress, too. I count on you, Mr. Tarantino.

  • Aren’t the culture vultures just waiting for her to OD? Then whichever mag/rag had the ‘last’ photo shoot will publish the photos and everyone will look deep into her dead eyes to try to read whether or not her look foretold her impending death? isn’t that how the Hollywood ending happens for someone like her? too dark? Not by half, I think.