Oh guys. It’s here. It kind of arrived ahead of time, and without much regulation leaked-photo-fanfare, but it arrived regardless, and what a disappointment it is.
Lindsay‘s lips are grossly gigantic (face lips, guys, face lips), her hair looks like it’s going to snap off at the roots, and the Marilyn Monroe comparison thing is as worn out and tired as the snatch that she didn’t even show. The best two things about the shoot (which is obviously NSFW and will follow after my blathering)? And NO, not THOSE best two things? The interview’s lead-in mentions something about “America’s most fascinating celebrity” or some BS, and that someone at Playboy decided to Photoshop some color in girlfriend’s normally-albino Frankenipples. I laughed for twenty minutes at those watercolor nips.
Enjoy the spread!