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Look Who’s All Skinny and Stuff!

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So, I’ve said it before (and a lot of you gave me shit for it for some reason), but I’m going to say it again: I don’t care how much weight you’ve lost, Snooki, you’re still a disgusting human being. You’re as bad as Kim Kardashian, you’re just not nearly as rich and not nearly as “klassy.”

This’d be Jersey Shore‘s Nicole Polizzi, and look how far she’s come from her early days on the show: she used to be the dredge of the crew, the one getting punched in the face by ‘roided-up gym teachers, the one hooking up with other warthog-lookalikes, the one who was voted Most Likely to Wipe Out an Entire Jersey County via STD (I’m kidding about the last one, but really, I’m not). Now she’s writing books (although she doesn’t read them), tanning with Anderson Cooper, and posing for Christmas photos almost completely dressed. If that doesn’t rank at least a 6 on the Kardashian Klassy-Meter, then hell. I don’t know what could.

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  • My boyfriend described her as obnoxious. I think that’s a fit… Annoying too.

    But maybe that’s what she’s going for. Sort of like the Friday song… So annoying, it sticks in your memory like a worm that made its way into your brain via some very bad pork products… (And yes, this actually did happen to one woman…)

  • “So, I’ve said it before (and a lot of you gave me shit for it for some reason), but I’m going to say it again: I don’t care how much weight you’ve lost, Snooki, you’re still a disgusting human being. You’re as bad as Kim Kardashian, you’re just not nearly as rich and not nearly as “klassy”

    THANK YOU! This Ms Piggy look-a-like is possibly the most unappealing person on the face of the earth. It has nothing to do with her weight, she’s just possibly the most annoying, idiotic, won’t-take-responsibility-for-anything (like her obvious drinking problem) little munchkin to ever make it on TV.

  • And, dare I also say, there’s something a bit creepily suggestive of kiddy porn in her attire… pigtails and such… and the fact that she’s so little.

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