If you didn’t read about this yesterday, I feel bad for you. BECAUSE IT MIGHT ALREADY BE SOLD OUT.
The Internet is abuzz with news of the R. Kelly Cruise. I KNOW! I once spent a full month trying to win a ticket onto the Jeopardy! Cruise, but this is on a totally different level.
Prices start at $1500—that’s right, $1500—which includes a ticket to an R. Kelly Boat Concert, as well as access to the “Karaoke Club.” I wish I were kidding.
But the ship sets sail in October 2012, so act now! Just try not to sit in the “splash zone,” if you know what I mean. Heh, heh.
(Image via SF Weekly.)
Don’t take your kids………