Get Your Tickets Now: It’s the R. Kelly Cruise!
Dec 15, 2011 at 05:30 am by Jenn

Photo: R. Kelly is definitely ready to party with you

If you didn’t read about this yesterday, I feel bad for you. BECAUSE IT MIGHT ALREADY BE SOLD OUT.

The Internet is abuzz with news of the R. Kelly Cruise. I KNOW! I once spent a full month trying to win a ticket onto the Jeopardy! Cruise, but this is on a totally different level.

Prices start at $1500—that’s right, $1500—which includes a ticket to an R. Kelly Boat Concert, as well as access to the “Karaoke Club.” I wish I were kidding.

But the ship sets sail in October 2012, so act now! Just try not to sit in the “splash zone,” if you know what I mean. Heh, heh.

(Image via SF Weekly.)

This entry was posted on Thursday, December 15th, 2011 at 5:30 am and is filed under R. Kelly. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

One Response to “Get Your Tickets Now: It’s the R. Kelly Cruise!”

  1. Bottomlesshole says:
    December 15, 2011 at 7:50 am

    Don’t take your kids………

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Notify me of followup comments via e-mail. You can also subscribe without commenting.