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It’s Official: Jennifer Aniston Is the Sexiest Woman of All Time

Photo: Jennifer Aniston at The ELLE 18th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute in October

Er. Well, hmm. I can almost buy that Jennifer Aniston is the sexiest lady of all time. I mean, it’s pretty easy to forget about her turns in Office Space and The Good Girl, never mind ol’ fresh-faced Rachel on “Friends.” Plus, Jen has great hair—maybe the best hair.

Anyway. Aniston was crowned the Sexiest Woman of All Time by Men’s Health, with Brit-Brit, Madonna, and Marilyn (not Lindsay) also ranking in the top five. And it was according to a poll! Democracy at work, kids.

And who does Aniston pick as the sexiest woman ever? “It’s a tie between Brigitte Bardot and Gloria Steinem,” she says. “But if I had to choose one, I’d say Gloria because, well, she’s the full package. That’s sexy.” Aw! Jen’s a feminist, too!

Obviously, I think Debbie Harry is the Sexiest Woman of All Time. Or Harriet Tubman. Or Joan of Arc. Or the Virgin Mary. But if I had to choose one, I’d say Debbie.

Who would you have chosen as the hottest lady ever? Meet me in the comments section for a pow-wow.

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  • I like Jen, but I have to agree with her about Bardot. In her time [not the old animal activist we see today] she exuded sex appeal and eroticism.

  • You’re right Jenn — Debbie Harry, all the way. That woman is fire. Brigitte Bardot, Sophia Loren, or if you want someone younger, Charlize Theron.

  • I actually didn’t hop on the Aniston train until I was working at a video store and one of my bosses [to this day he still says this] “got my mind right about Jenn.”

    I wasn’t a fan of Friends [a.k.a. the land of the forgotten black folk] and I think the first movie I saw her in was Friends With Money [which in hindsight I kinda dug, don’t tell the hood I said this]. Damn is she charming though. And pimpin’ like nobody’s business. Shout outs to Horrible Bosses, she and Bateman are the only reasons to watch that flick.

    God would she just do a movie with Miranda July already?

  • At first I was like, “not Aniston.” But then I couldn’t really think of anyone better. I’m actually in love with Angelina Jolie, but she’s not all that “sexy” to me. Jen is cute, funny, seems pretty laid back, and has a smokin’ hot body, so why not? Plus when I asked my husband about this, I was surprised to find that he finds her very sexy. I think what’s surprising about it is that she’s not one of those women that you have posters or calendars of, and you don’t talk about wanting to screw her, but she’s still undeniably sexy, and always so…