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By The Way, If You See Breaking Dawn, You Might Have A Seizure

And not like “haha, the new Twilight movie was so bad it made me seize” or “yo, bro, my girl wanted me to take her to that vampire bullshit, so I faked a seizure!” No, like you might actually have a seizure:

According to several reports, the graphic birthing scene in “Breaking Dawn: Part One” has caused some moviegoers to suffer from seizures.

In Sacramento, a man told CBS13 he began to have a seizure during the scene and his wife described him as “convulsing, snorting, trying to breathe.”

A man in Utah had the same thing happen to him, telling ABC-4, “I didn’t really remember what happened, after that I think I blacked out. According to [my wife], I was shaking and mumbling different noises.”

Photosensitive epilepsy, which can be caused by flashing lights, is thought to be the cause.

Thanks to all these moving expenses (you guys, I legit had no idea how much money it costs to stock a kitchen or get electricity turned on, and remind me to tell you the hilarious story about all the money I wasted on dish drainers), I still haven’t seen Breaking Dawn. I was super bummed about it, but now … well, no, I’m still definitely going. I still believe that creepy vampiric uterus is going to be the best thing I’ve ever seen.

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