Nov 15, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah

photo of robert pattinson and kristen stewart at twilight breaking dawn premiere pictures
Ack! Breaking Dawn Part 1 hits theaters this Friday! Are you guys ready? Can you even handle it? Are you already lined up, waiting to purchase tickets and checking these photos out on your phones?

Jennifer Love Hewitt was there … and she wasn’t wearing a bandage dress, my laws!

… Also, I’ve included about a zillion photos of her in the gallery because she’s SMOKING HOT.

Bella’s Dad, or as his parents might know him, Billy Burke, looks like a pedophile without his mustache.

Pretty much all of the female cast went way too heavy on the eye makeup.

And pretty much all of the male cast went way too heavy on the foundation.

Seth Green‘s wife scares me, and it looks like she scares him, too.

Kiowa Gordon left jail long enough to attend the premiere.

Who the f*ck is Pia Mia?

Melissa Joan Hart is still trying to get on Dancing With the Stars.

There were a lot of people there that I didn’t recognize, and I don’t know if that’s because I’m getting old, or because those people just suck. Briana Evigan, anyone? No? OK. I’m not getting old, I guess.

Ashley Tisdale‘s been preparing ALL YEAR for this event. On to next year’s premiere!

… WTF, Rob Lowe?

Peter Facinelli apparently swapped heads with Scott Disick for the evening. Swell.

Anything else I might have missed?

20 Responses to “Breaking Dawn: It’s Getting SO CLOSE That It’s ALREADY PREMIERED”

  1. magpie says:

    rarely does a mustache make you look like less of a pedophile

  2. J-Kitt says:

    QUite frankly Im sick of the celebrity “one leg crossed over the other” pose :/

    • Sarah says:

      I hear it’s great for eliminating the appearance of saddlebags, however … Not that I’d, you know, know or anything. ;)

  3. Jess says:

    Umm, excuse me, but when did Ashley Tisdale start looking like a child?

  4. I cannot wait to not see this.

  5. Kelsey says:

    Did sasha grey have some work done to her face?

  6. Argle Bargle says:

    What a shame Peter Facinelli had to wear that stupid looking makeup in “Twilight, Breaking Yawn – Pt 1″ and those other attempts at twinkly, toothless vampire movies.

  7. Gleven says:

    girl gots the Herp

  8. Sprmcandy says:

    Ashley is so Gorgeous.

  9. Trista W. says:

    Facinellfag is gayyyyyy. Jennie couldn’t figure it out until now.

  10. T-BONE says:

    Jennifer Love Hewitt is so georgeous.

  11. red says:

    ? Rob & Kristen are so RIGHT for each other…I do hope they play the roles of Christian and Ana for the movie Fifty Shades Of Grey…?

  12. Roll Dog says:

    Sexy Maria Menounos. Dang, I want her.

  13. Willow says:

    Ive only seen her in one movie. Alexa Vega?

  14. david... says:

    Hey i saw you at the silver Legacy…

  15. Anonymous says:

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