I was just scrolling through my Tumblr dashboard when I happened across the completely revolting image above. Of course I assumed that someone had left a mushroom or their breast implant inside of a wet basement for 40 years or something, but no. After reading on I discovered that this is actually just some sick-ass Breaking Dawn fan art.
From rhymeswithemma:
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn has just been confirmed for a Thanksgiving 2011 release date.
Breaking Dawn will be directed by OSCAR-WINNER Bill Condon, a former philosophy student from Columbia University. I have to say, I almost can’t express how excited I am for this. Breaking Dawn is hands down the absolute worst book I have ever read in my entire life. And, as both my grandmother and great-grandmother were librarians and I have very low standards, this is saying quite a lot. The thought of a middle-aged man who wrote and directed Kinsey attempting to make sense of Stephenie Meyer’s incomprehensible tome fills me with delight.
For those of you who have been able to escape Twilight mania and therefore don’t know what Breaking Dawn is about – 01. how did you manage this? and 02. above is a picture of a fan-created, hand-felted representation of the main character’s monster baby, in utero, before said monster baby is delivered by vampire-teeth-c. section.
So, yeah. I hope you ate your lunch already. Actually, I hope you have eaten all the lunches you would have ever wanted to consume for the rest of your life, because I sure as hell don’t know when I’m going to be able to eat again after seeing that.
oh please… that’s nothing
Its not that bad. I thought it was a hairball.
So did I.. and yet I’m still not sure what it is after reading that.
I actually thought it was some weird hair doll made from the cast’s hair.
That is what I thought too.
I see that the blockage was finally removed from Pamela Anderson’s uterus.
Way to catch up to early 2009.
yep its nothing but proof that these twihards are truly obsessed. you actually should have mentioned that this was a spoiler though, for those who havent read the books and are instead watching the movies. just saying.
ok… thats normal.
not all twilight fans are crazy like that.
no, actually ALL twilight fans are bat shit crazy, it’s a fact.
it wasn’t as bad as I expected…I thought it was some felted atrocity/relic made from r. patz hair
I. Don’t. Understand.
I thought it was a big ball of pubes. Looks horrendous.
haha me too! This really is something…Well, all I can say is LOL.
what the FUCK. gross.
I got completely confused and I thought it was a True Blood’s fan interpretation of that freaky egg in the nest in the last episode of the season. Whatever the case, it’s still weird, although definitely not gross.
oh my God! That's so disgusting! I was wondering how much “Yuck!” I can take from this stupid book. Curiosity brought me too far and I reached to this! Most disgusting, repulsive and horrifying book I have ever laid my eyes on! I can't believe I “stained” my iPhone with it! Good I didn't pay for the crap! I can't believe they made a movie after it!!! Whom did Steph screw to get that done? And for the presumed “fans”… are you all sick??? Get a mental check up done or find yourselves a boyfriend!
GOOD POST though ;)… A++