Isn't that a hoot? Ali says this about the public's interest in her recent non-plastic surgery plastic surgery:
“I was cracking up. Because, like, when would I do that (surgery)? I’m 17 years old. That’s not legal! I would need my mother’s signature, and do you think my mom would sign off on that? No! Its not the right thing to do. It’s stupid. I don’t listen to it. Its absolutely not true.”
In the same interview with Page Six magazine, she also counters allegations that her drastic weight loss cou...
See that photo? That was posted on Ashton's Twitter page, complete with the caption "Country Giving," whatever the hell that means. What's he giving? Is he secluding himself in the sticks and giving up cheap, sell-out vadge for the upcoming Lenten season? Is he giving the cow in the background a rectal? Is he giving himself time to grow out that stupid, pube-looking beard?
What the hell, Ashton? ...
Aw, now, isn't that sweet? The life of a princess. Sleeping 'til noon, sexy outfits, hair and makeup done like what, mochas? She's totally industrious, too, with that whole making-her-own-coffee thing. That's pretty impressive. I have a damn hard time foaming my own milk, but Courtney here has apparently got the gig down pat. I see I have some stuff to catch up on, criminy.
Oh, also, I apologize profusely for the "two Courtney Stodden posts in one day" thing. Sometimes you just can't help yourself, and folks, this is one of them. I simply couldn't deprive you of the goodness and entertainment that is girlfriend's whole-body facial tic. />Get More: Music Videos, Free Music Videos
Aw, now, isn't that sweet? The life of a princess. Sleeping 'til noon, sexy outfits, hair and makeup done like what, mochas? She's totally industrious, too, with that whole making-her-own-coffee thing. That's pretty impressive. I have a damn hard time foaming my own milk, but Courtney here has apparently got the gig down pat. I see I have some stuff to catch up on, criminy.
Oh, also, I apologize profusely for the "two Courtney Stodden posts in one day" thing. Sometimes you...
To look at her, though, you for sure wouldn't think so. Jess says to People:
"People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death. I think they just tell pregnant women they're glowing to make them feel good about themselves, because everything makes them a little bit emotional."
I hear you, girlfriend, but I don't think you should be worrying - you're gorgeous. Also, your baby bump is very apparently real, and it doesn't fold up when you do...
Woo! Don't you bet she's just so excited? What, with that loser extortionist ex-fiance of hers being all locked up in jail for the rest of his life or something (I mean, wasn't he stealing from the Vatican? How does one even pull that off?). She's got to be completely thrilled that more options have opened up to her, and really, why not? Why not Anne? She's as good as six Kardashians put together, and look how excited everyone got when Kim recycled her self-bought "engagement ring" from Reggie Bush...
Sit back, swallow that, and tell me this isn't some kind of warped damage control.
According to Us Weekly:
Get ready for one more member of the extended Kardashian family to keep up with! Kourtney Kardashian and beau Scott Disick are expecting their second child together, they tell the new Us Weekly in an exclusive cover story.
The E! reality star, 32, took a pregnancy test about five weeks ago -- and woke up Disick, 28 (not a morning person!), around 7.a.m. to tell him the positive r...
"Look at the Kardashians, they're worth millions. I don't think they were that badly off to begin with but now look at them. You see that and you think, 'What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a f---king idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions?' …I'm not judging it. Well, I am, obviously."
---Daniel Craig explains that he is a very private person in the January issue of British GQ. He might even dislike the Kardashians more than Michael Bublé does!
Daniel Craig goes...
I've never quite gotten "into" True Blood---although I am pretty sure I can name the television show's creator and stars offhand. But! If producers have their way, that might be about to change! (The part about actually watching True Blood, I mean.)
The-powers-that-be are apparently rallying hard to add Christopher Meloni to the HBO vampire drama's cast. MY HEAD JUST BLEW UP. Can you even imagine? "Count Stabler"---that has such a nice ring to it.
Ooh! What if…
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Kris Kardashian and Bruce Jenner are divorcing now. [Bossip]
Kate Beckinsale still has legs. [Starpulse]
J Woww's got a gun. [TMZ]
And now Pan Am is over. [The Blemish]
Way back when Madonna was taking over magazines. [theBERRY]
Jason Segel's dating problem. [Huff Po]
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When I was a kid, my parents didn't make me go to church. I went to vacation bible school every summer, but that wasn't so much because I was into church, it was more that I really missed going to school and I thoroughly enjoyed coloring pictures of Jesus. But when I stayed at my cousins' house, my crazy aunt did make me go to church. I can remember packing up some clothes for a sleepover and being filled with excitement until my crazy aunt poked her head in my room to say "don't forget s...
Did you detect a little bit of sarcasm in that headline up there? Because I wanted you to. See, Lady Gaga is so bizarre and, seemingly, a bit of a pill, so yeah, I can see where she would have a tough time in love. Is that catty? Well, go ahead and read this excerpt from Gaga's interview with Vanity Fair, and if you didn't roll your eyes once, then you can call me catty.
On happiness: “I have never felt truly cherished by a lover. I have an inability to know what happiness feels like with a man,” the singer tells contributing editor Lisa Robinson. ...
I am so, so sorry, you guys. I know that on Thanksgiving day, you were just sitting around with your boring old family, eating pedestrian turkey and peasanty stuffing. You hemmed and hawed every time somebody mentioned that dumb parade, and when your stupid cousin asked you to pass the potatoes, you could have just about bitten his head off. And who could blame you? Your mind was completely occupied with wondering what your favorite family was doing for the holidays!
Thanks to Khloe Kardash...
Isn't that a hoot? Ali says this about the public's interest in her recent non-plastic surgery plastic surgery:
“I was cracking up. Because, like, when would I do that (surgery)? I’m 17 years old. That’s not legal! I would need my mother’s signature, and do you think my mom would sign off on that? No! Its not the right thing to do. It’s stupid. I don’t listen to it. Its absolutely not true.”
In the same interview with Page Six magazine, she also counters allegations that her drastic weight loss cou...
See that photo? That was posted on Ashton's Twitter page, complete with the caption "Country Giving," whatever the hell that means. What's he giving? Is he secluding himself in the sticks and giving up cheap, sell-out vadge for the upcoming Lenten season? Is he giving the cow in the background a rectal? Is he giving himself time to grow out that stupid, pube-looking beard?
What the hell, Ashton? ...
To look at her, though, you for sure wouldn't think so. Jess says to People:
"People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death. I think they just tell pregnant women they're glowing to make them feel good about themselves, because everything makes them a little bit emotional."
I hear you, girlfriend, but I don't think you should be worrying - you're gorgeous. Also, your baby bump is very apparently real, and it doesn't fold up when you do...
Woo! Don't you bet she's just so excited? What, with that loser extortionist ex-fiance of hers being all locked up in jail for the rest of his life or something (I mean, wasn't he stealing from the Vatican? How does one even pull that off?). She's got to be completely thrilled that more options have opened up to her, and really, why not? Why not Anne? She's as good as six Kardashians put together, and look how excited everyone got when Kim recycled her self-bought "engagement ring" from Reggie Bush...
Sit back, swallow that, and tell me this isn't some kind of warped damage control.
According to Us Weekly:
Get ready for one more member of the extended Kardashian family to keep up with! Kourtney Kardashian and beau Scott Disick are expecting their second child together, they tell the new Us Weekly in an exclusive cover story.
The E! reality star, 32, took a pregnancy test about five weeks ago -- and woke up Disick, 28 (not a morning person!), around 7.a.m. to tell him the positive r...
"Look at the Kardashians, they're worth millions. I don't think they were that badly off to begin with but now look at them. You see that and you think, 'What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a f---king idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions?' …I'm not judging it. Well, I am, obviously."
---Daniel Craig explains that he is a very private person in the January issue of British GQ. He might even dislike the Kardashians more than Michael Bublé does!
Daniel Craig goes...
I've never quite gotten "into" True Blood---although I am pretty sure I can name the television show's creator and stars offhand. But! If producers have their way, that might be about to change! (The part about actually watching True Blood, I mean.)
The-powers-that-be are apparently rallying hard to add Christopher Meloni to the HBO vampire drama's cast. MY HEAD JUST BLEW UP. Can you even imagine? "Count Stabler"---that has such a nice ring to it.
Ooh! What if…
Read More...
Hayden Panettiere's boobs! [The Superficial]
Bradley Cooper's following Ryan Gosling around. [Lainey Gossip]
Kris Kardashian and Bruce Jenner are divorcing now. [Bossip]
Kate Beckinsale still has legs. [Starpulse]
J Woww's got a gun. [TMZ]
And now Pan Am is over. [The Blemish]
Way back when Madonna was taking over magazines. [theBERRY]
Jason Segel's dating problem. [Huff Po]
Blind Items: what Twilight star is a coke fiend? [Hollywood Dame]
Amanda Seyfried's ass. That's all. [The Superficial]
What happened to Scarlett Johansson's body? [Cele|bitchy...
When I was a kid, my parents didn't make me go to church. I went to vacation bible school every summer, but that wasn't so much because I was into church, it was more that I really missed going to school and I thoroughly enjoyed coloring pictures of Jesus. But when I stayed at my cousins' house, my crazy aunt did make me go to church. I can remember packing up some clothes for a sleepover and being filled with excitement until my crazy aunt poked her head in my room to say "don't forget s...
Did you detect a little bit of sarcasm in that headline up there? Because I wanted you to. See, Lady Gaga is so bizarre and, seemingly, a bit of a pill, so yeah, I can see where she would have a tough time in love. Is that catty? Well, go ahead and read this excerpt from Gaga's interview with Vanity Fair, and if you didn't roll your eyes once, then you can call me catty.
On happiness: “I have never felt truly cherished by a lover. I have an inability to know what happiness feels like with a man,” the singer tells contributing editor Lisa Robinson. ...
I am so, so sorry, you guys. I know that on Thanksgiving day, you were just sitting around with your boring old family, eating pedestrian turkey and peasanty stuffing. You hemmed and hawed every time somebody mentioned that dumb parade, and when your stupid cousin asked you to pass the potatoes, you could have just about bitten his head off. And who could blame you? Your mind was completely occupied with wondering what your favorite family was doing for the holidays!
Thanks to Khloe Kardash...