Damn, right? Looks like Britney could snap us in two if she so chose – girlfriend’s apparently been eating her Wheaties.
I don’t know what’s worse, her new video, or this brawny, muscle-bound getup she’s got going on as of late. I mean, who does she think she is, the *original* fetid old vampire, Madonna? What happened?
Whatever. Make sure you check out the photos in the gallery and be on the lookout for a special cameo appearance by Pretty Major Camel Toe. It’s definitely the best part of all these pictures.