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9This Is What A Lohan Birthday Party Looks Like

A photo of Lindsay Lohan and Dina Lohan

Rumor Fix went and got these pictures from Dina Lohan‘s 49th birthday party, and … well, I’ll go ahead and let you guys decide what’s what. I’ll just let you know that that’s Dina on the left, Lindsay in the middle, and 15-year-old Cody, the littlest Lohan, on the right.

I was going to put a list of feelings that I got from this photo here, but I just can’t. There’s disgust and embarrassment and sympathy for poor Cody, but there’s also the Chinese food from last night threatening to make itself known again if I continue looking and thinking about this.

If you guys could just pick up where I left off, I’d be most obliged.

Image courtesy of Rumor Fix

September 18, 2011 at 4:00 pm by Emily

9 Responses to “This Is What A Lohan Birthday Party Looks Like”

  1. mireee says:

    I’m pretty sure it’s just a bad angle, but fucking hell.

  2. toonsis says:

    Are none of them capable of putting self-tanner on evenly!?! They always look like they have shit smears on their legs and arms, and now the poor boy has it too!

  3. Nicky says:

    Damn kissing

  4. GiantWhoCares says:

    I feel so bad for the lad

  5. lulu says:

    What the actual fuck tbh. Poor kid.

  6. mama said knock you out says:

    they. are. HAMMERED. deny it ’til you’re blue in the face, betches, no one believes you.

  7. Grey Eyes says:

    On close inspection I don’t think they are actually kissing. It looks like Dina either is trying to whisper something in Lindsay’s ear or she’s passing out and maybe Lindsay is trying to comfort her.

    But yeah at first glance it’s a freaky photo.

  8. rubberneck says:

    I feel bad for the Kabbalah bracelet

  9. casey says:

    is that sam lufti in the background?? ick.

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