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Dina Lohan Is Pitching A Screenplay, Is Also as Delusional as Lindsay

A photo of Dina Lohan

Did you know that Dina Lohan wrote her very own script? Because she did! Her movie’s called Growing Defiant, and it’s “a hard look at the social pressures that can lead a kid in the wrong direction.” Oh, Lohans.

But you guys, the way that Dina is completely ripping off her own daughter’s life story isn’t even the best part! The best part is her “suggested cast list.” Ready?

According to the business plan, the actors she’ll go after include Dakota Fanning, Selena Gomez, Michael Cera, James Gandolfini, Susan Sarandon, Tina Fey, Amanda Seyfried, Hayden Panettiere, Emma Stone, and Mila Kunis … oh, and Michael Lohan, Jr. in the starring role of a heroin addict.

Impressive, right? But just so you don’t lose any sleep over it, little Junior is already signed. One down, the most delusional cast list ever to go! The only way she could get even a couple of these actors is if the movie was also about a holiday and, even then, she’d probably have to have at least a little talent to get things going, right?

Poor, poor Dina Lohan. But on the plus side, look at how much better she looks than Lindsay! That’s got to count for something!