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Quotables: Justin Bieber Wants A Family!

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“Well, by 25 or 26, I want to see myself, like, married or start looking for a family. I want to be a young dad. I want to be able to have done what I wanted to do – to be successful, to do a movie or whatever.”

– The ever eloquent Justin Bieber describes his hopes for the future.

Well, this is it, ladies. The time’s come to saddle up and move in on The Biebz, and may the best woman win. It’s going to be rough out there – I’m not going to lie, there could be casualties – but this is the moment of truth. This is the time to decide if you’re tough enough to follow your heart and woo Justin to make all his dreams come true.

My first step? Well, I shouldn’t tell you, but I’m going to send Selena a letter describing my (fictional! [so far]) secret affair with Justin so that she leaves him, that way I won’t have to worry about some bitch and I can swoop in while he’s emotionally vulnerable.

What’s your plan?

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