Aug 21, 2011 at 04:30 pm by Emily

A photo of Lindsay Lohan

Ok, before you start being like “oh, this bitch,” let me just remind/tell you that Kim requested that all her wedding guests come dressed in black or white, so she’s not being That Girl who shows up to your wedding in some budget bridal mess. Or, well, if she is, she’s at least sticking to the theme.

Regardless of how cheap the dress looks (it does look cheap, right, that’s not just me?), isn’t it inappropriate to have your basoomas hanging out like that at your pal’s wedding? I’m just assuming, I’ve only been to like two weddings, but I would think if some cracked out bitch showed up at my wedding, trying to upstage me with her admittedly impressive boobs, I’d be like “giiiiiiirl. Girl, no. This is my special day. Get you a shawl.” Would you?

Image courtesy of Gossip Center

15 Responses to “Love It or Leave It: Lindsay’s Kardashian Wedding Ensemble”

  1. james says:

    she looks like shes channeling Ivanna trump

  2. Koko says:

    Lindsay and class shouldn’t be in the same sentence.

  3. Jessica says:

    Well, that just goes to show that undergarments, or in this case, the lack thereof, can make or break an ensemble.

    PS- Pippa Middleton already wore this ish to her sister’s reception. http://www.fashionbase.com/6022/pippa-middleton-wearing-jimmy-choo-and-temperley-london

  4. lulu says:

    oh wow this is just tragic tbh.

  5. Kelsey says:

    You really think her boobs are impressive? I mean yes, they are big so they should sag, but they sag too much.

  6. lala says:

    they sag too much..ever heard of gravity? jeez

  7. Nikki says:

    They sag because she never wears a bra. Gravity’s starting to take its toll.

  8. anon says:

    how old is she again?

  9. effy says:

    The only words that come to mind are: weathered and cocaine.

  10. Stacey says:

    She looks great!

  11. Blu says:

    Who was the star of this dog and pony show?!?!?!?

  12. CeCe says:

    I actually feel really bad everytime I see an article about lindsay, since I grew up with her, and she seems troubled and all that jazz….but she really does look old, and like she’s feenin for a crack rock. At least she has nice boobs?

  13. jane_singer says:

    fucking cheap shit whore.
    stoooop reporting on her

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