I know Matthew McConaughey is aging well – and by “well,” I definitely mean “without the aid of facial fillers or plastic surgery,” and I definitely commend him for that. He was one hot-ass man fifteen years ago, and to this day he’s still one hot-ass man. BUT. BOYFRIEND. NEEDS. TO STAY OUT OF THE SUN FOR AWHILE. His skin is starting to resemble that of a sweet, vintage leather suitcase. Or, you know, just Donatella Versace.
My advice to Matthew?