Blind Item: Which Former SNL Cast Member Flashes His Junk in Gyms?
Jul 29, 2011 at 04:30 am by Emily

I feel a little confident with this blind item, you guys. I know, usually I’m real bad at these, but this one is about Saturday Night Live, and I know me some Saturday Night Live. Ready? Here’s our item:

Which closeted former “SNL” star is getting a bad reputation at spas and gyms around Hollywood for his illegal sexual activities? The once-married actor has been caught pleasuring himself in front of other male patrons, and it’s just a matter of time before he’s publicly exposed!

Chris Kattan, right? It’s got to be him – remember that time he married his girlfriend and they got separated eight weeks later? Homosexual tendencies, everybody. I’m pretty sure it’s hard to make it through a hetero marriage when you have those.

Some people are also saying Eddie Murphy: he was married twice, but the second one wasn’t legal. I’m not so sure about this one. He has children with four different ladies (one of which is a Spice Girl), which seems a little off for a gay dude, right?

Any other guesses, friends?

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5 Responses to “Blind Item: Which Former SNL Cast Member Flashes His Junk in Gyms?”

  1. P1LL says:
    July 29, 2011 at 6:30 am

    I will go with Eddie Murphy

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  2. Cindy says:
    July 29, 2011 at 9:04 am

    Chris Kattan. I can’t imagine who else this could be.

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  3. Pen says:
    July 29, 2011 at 9:08 am

    Mike Myers?

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  4. Really?? says:
    July 29, 2011 at 9:25 pm

    Wow. I Could’ve sworn that all of the people that wrote for this blog (?) were all “super pro-gay/damn all the gay hater” kind of people. “Homosexual tendencies, everybody. I’m pretty sure it’s hard to make it through a hetero marriage when you have those.” Yeah… that doesn’t sound like you’re using that in a derogatory/hateful way at all… It’s pretty damn easy to make fun of Chris Kattan without going straight to gay-bashing. Way to take the low road. This blog used to be moderately entertaining to read…

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  5. magpie says:
    August 4, 2011 at 1:44 pm

    oh yes, this post is just one big gay-bashing bonanza. wtf?

    Reply

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