I feel a little confident with this blind item, you guys. I know, usually I’m real bad at these, but this one is about Saturday Night Live, and I know me some Saturday Night Live. Ready? Here’s our item:
Which closeted former “SNL” star is getting a bad reputation at spas and gyms around Hollywood for his illegal sexual activities? The once-married actor has been caught pleasuring himself in front of other male patrons, and it’s just a matter of time before he’s publicly exposed!
Chris Kattan, right? It’s got to be him – remember that time he married his girlfriend and they got separated eight weeks later? Homosexual tendencies, everybody. I’m pretty sure it’s hard to make it through a hetero marriage when you have those.
Some people are also saying Eddie Murphy: he was married twice, but the second one wasn’t legal. I’m not so sure about this one. He has children with four different ladies (one of which is a Spice Girl), which seems a little off for a gay dude, right?
Any other guesses, friends?
I will go with Eddie Murphy
Chris Kattan. I can’t imagine who else this could be.
Mike Myers?
Wow. I Could’ve sworn that all of the people that wrote for this blog (?) were all “super pro-gay/damn all the gay hater” kind of people. “Homosexual tendencies, everybody. I’m pretty sure it’s hard to make it through a hetero marriage when you have those.” Yeah… that doesn’t sound like you’re using that in a derogatory/hateful way at all… It’s pretty damn easy to make fun of Chris Kattan without going straight to gay-bashing. Way to take the low road. This blog used to be moderately entertaining to read…
oh yes, this post is just one big gay-bashing bonanza. wtf?