“Love is beautiful. It’s hard but so wonderful. You should enjoy it and make sure the person betters you. I’ve been told I keep my heart guarded. My advice is to have fun and to be prepared for anything.”
Selena-girl here has some valid points. Shall we break them down, one by one?
1 – Love is beautiful.
Sure. Sure it is. Ever see The Notebook? OK. Case and point.
2 – It’s hard, but so wonderful.
OK. With you there, too. Not everything is rosy all the time.
3 – You should enjoy it and make sure the person betters you.
Best quip so far. Totally true. I mean, who wants to be in a relationship with a person that sucks, and by the very act of sucking, makes you suck, too?
4 – I’ve been told to keep my heart guarded.
Yeah, but don’t guard it too much or you’ll turn into an ICE QUEEN.
5 – My advice is to have fun and be prepared for anything.
Like … what, surprise babies?
Like I said, girlfriend’s got some valid points. And the might be even more valider* if the world knew she wasn’t knocking boots with a seventeen-year-old boy who punches cakes for fun, you know?
*I know, OK? I KNOW.
She needs to lay off the churros or that cellulite is going to take it to the next level.