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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Still Pretty, Also Has Great Taste in Dudes

A photo of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

I still can’t get over how pretty Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is. Like, how is this girl real? It’s time for a confession though: I don’t know anything about her. At all. For instance, did you know she was British? No idea. Another thing I didn’t know is that apparently we have similar taste in hot looking dudes.

While Rosie was on Live with Regis and Kelly, she mentioned that she’s had herself a crush on my favorite man of the moment, Prince Harry, for the majority of her life. She even adorably added “I’m waiting for my proposal. Come on, Harry!”

Ok, I know this isn’t a big story. Nobody’s pregnant, nobody’s getting secret married. Some incredibly hot lady wants to get with an incredibly hot man, and I want to think about that, that’s all. Is that so horrible? Is that so wrong? If so, then, you guessed it, I just don’t want to be right.

If any artists would like to sketch what Rosie and Harry’s male, 18-year-old offspring would look like, my email’s on the sidebar over there. I’ll just leave that option open.