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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Best, Worst, and WTF Fashion of the Brit Awards!

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Jessie J in ghastly lipstick.

Time to celebrate Brits in all their glory with the 2014 Brit Awards. Let’s see which (mostly English) celebs wore what and wonder why. Then, single out some for BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the night. (For more British fashion goodness, check out this BAFTA Awards fashion post.)

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Went Topless for Whatever Reason

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So, wow. I mean, wow. I’ve been nursing this girl-crush on Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for a minute now, and when I came across the temptation of running her nudes, I’d immediately jumped on it, thinking we were all in for a special holiday treat.

But you know what? I’m not that impressed. I mean, they’re boobs. They’re neither here, nor there, and there’s nothing to get all crazy about other than the fact that they’re boobs – nude boobs – that happen to belong to a hot semi-celebrity.

In all honesty? I expected fireworks. Pyrotechnic emissions. Apple pie and checkered tablecloths. Hell. I’m more excited about this girl’s lips than anything else, and that speaks volumes, guys.

The NSFW photos are after the jump, if you’re still all that into it.

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Love It or Leave It: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Lets Me Down

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I thought we had something, Rosie, I really did. Sure, we’ve had our rough patches, but you know I’ve been hurt before, and besides, I didn’t think it was anything we couldn’t work through. But I’m sorry, Rosie, my dear. I’m sorry, but I don’t think I can forgive you for what you’ve done here.

What do you guys think about this beaded monstrosity? Does its horror surprise you as much as it did me, or do you not have as high an opinion of Rosie as I did?

Let’s Talk About Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Lips

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Are those babies real? I know that she says they are, but I’m starting to doubt the authenticity of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley‘s words (about time, right?).

What do you guys think? Are they real? Fake? Does it even matter?

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Quotables: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley on Her Lips

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“They get really, really red when I’m angry or passionate and pale when I’m miserable or tired. They have a life of their own. They get me in trouble. You know mood rings? I’ve got mood lips … They are one thing I don’t have to work on.”

Rosie, honey. Sweetheart, no. You know and I know and hell, we all know that you’re just the prettiest little thing, but baby doll, please. Maybe we should try keeping our mouths closed when we know other people can hear us and just stick to showing off that gorgeous face! Can we try that for a minute?

You Know Who We Haven’t Talked About in a Minute? Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

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Which is probably OK with a lot of you guys, because you can’t understand my fascination with this woman as it is, but hey – I don’t understand the fascination with Katy Perry or Lady Gaga, so at least we’re all on an even keel with one another here, you feel me?

Anyhoo, these are the latest photos from Rosie‘s Maxim shoot – some never-before-seen footage of Rosie’s backside and heaving cleavage and adorable little nose, and I’m just tickled to death to share a world with someone who’s so damned purty.

How do you feel about Rosie-girl?

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Love It or Leave It: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Burberry Body

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So the lovely Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was recently asked to be the spokesmodel for the new Burberry Body perfume, and I have to say: good choice. I mean, who better to lie around naked in a thin trench coat than one of the hottest tickets in the world right now?

The shoot was directed by Mario Testino.  No word on whether or not Shia LaBeouf is coming out with a hand-clapping, jumping-up-and-down “Ooh ooh I slept with her, too!” statement, but at this point, I’m thinking not: I definitely believe that her boyfriend, the Transporter, could probably mash Shia into grimy little ant residue in, like, a second flat even if he IS Indiana Jones’ son.

Are you guys loving Rosie here? Me, all I can say is “thank you, Transformers 3 for bringing a dream to life.”