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Harry thinks royal baby #2 is a one big joke

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Prince William and Kate Middleton have been forced to procreate a second time (seriously, I can’t imagine Kate in particular would be so keen to get pregnant again already, especially considering how awful her first pregnancy was) and the one person who’s sitting back laughing is Prince Harry. It’s all one big joke to Harry. Life’s a party, eh?

From People:

Harry was smiling at an Invictus Games training session for athletes when he joked, “I can’t wait to see my brother suffer more” with the arrival of a second child.

And if the Duke and Duchess have a girl this time, Harry quips that he would “love to see him try and cope with that.”

After welcoming wounded and injured soldiers to compete in the sports event that he helped to create, Harry, 29, continued to comment on the pregnancy news, this time in a more serious tone.

“I hope the two of them have the opportunity to go through the process again with a little bit of peace and quiet,” he said, adding that sister-in-law Kate was feeling “pretty poorly” from morning sickness, but “doing the best she can.”

I said it the other day and I’ll say it again: I hope they have a girl! Just because it would be adorable. Harry also thinks that Prince George will love being a big brother. We’ll see about that!

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Prince Harry Left His Girlfriend


If you’re seeking a single British royal who once ran around Las Vegas, naked, you’re in luck — Prince Harry split from his girlfriend, Cressida Bonas, according to People. More on the story:

After dating for nearly two years, Harry, 29, recently confided in friends that things were not going well with the 24-year-old beauty.

“He found her too needy and it just wasn’t working out,” says a source close to the prince.

Hey, Harry, here’s a novel idea: try dating someone closer to your own age. Early 20s vs. later 20s is a world of difference. You can get along with someone okay if they’re in their early 20s and you’re later, but you really shouldn’t seek romantic fulfillment with that kind of age difference. I speak from experience. Come on, somebody else has to be with me on this one. It may not seem like a huge difference, but in these key stages of young adulthood, it is.

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Oh No! Prince Harry’s In Danger!

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Well, not really, but here’s the scoop: Prince Harry is at the South Pole (in? on?) as part of the Walking With The Wounded South Pole Allied Challenge, but it’s now been halted due to inclement weather, which has made the terrain all wonky and totally unsafe to be on. The Challenge’s director Ed Parker released the following statement:

“Until now, the three teams have been racing against one another across the Antarctic plateau, but yesterday I took the decision to suspend the race.

“The reason for this is entirely simple – safety, which remains the core principle of our expeditions. While all three teams were progressing well, it was becoming evident that there was a higher degree of stress imposed on the team members, due to unprecedented terrain on the plateau.”

Don’t worry, though – the whole thing hasn’t been cancelled, just postponed. When it starts up again, the Australian-Canadian, UK and US teams won’t even have to compete against each other any more. They can just travel at their own pace and enjoy the scenery, I guess.

I’m just glad Prince Harry’s safe. He’s got to protect the throne of the Most Handsome Ginger.

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