First things first: Kim got a haircut. Love her or hate her, you’ve got to admit that this girl is not unattractive, and I think those few inches she just took off really helps. You know, like she needs help in that department. She’s mind-numblingly dumb but insanely gorgeous. And isn’t that always the way.
And here’s a bonus bit of Kardashian news: you can now purchase a gift for Kim and her man straight from their wedding registry! So if you feel like purchasing a fancy $1,000 clock or 18 plates for $670 a pop, head on over there and make these little lovebirds just the happiest newlyweds on their wedding day! Which, according to the registry, is on Halloween! Honestly, if there was one more good piece of Kardashian news, I think I would simply explode with well wishes, don’t you?