I know you guys were just dying to know what Jess Simpson‘s been doing, am I right? You probably heard that all of her exes have been tying the knot and getting engaged left and right and wanted to check in on her to make sure she wasn’t doing anything rash like, I don’t know, eating an entire box of Hostess or whatever, right? Well, worry not: Jess is doing her traveling thing, looking pretty hot, and gearing up for her November wedding to that lazy dude who used to play football, Eric Johnson.
And it’s totally OK that she looks like pregnant Panama Jack on a margarita bender, because she’s UNDERCOVER, guys. And I LOVE HER.
Tony Romo’s wife is unemployed too why don’t they take any crap for it? And Nick Lachey is registered for gifts. I repeat, he has a wedding registry. He must be doing real well for himself.
Meanwhile she’s a billionaire. I think she wins.
Last time I checked Romo had a registry too. lol Think they could ask for donations to charity in lite of all the earth devastation don’t you?
Did Romo get a prenup? Did Nick get a prenup? Shania Twains hubby goes everywhere with her too & what does he do.. Better do a check on what men follow there women these days.. I don’t believe ERIC is lazy in the least. Not even close. Eric can look after himself & always has.. he has a few million.. not Jessica level as few do but he has it.