Good ol’ Jessica Simpson spent her New Year’s Eve afternoon wandering around Aspen with her one true love, Eric Johnson, and this is what she chose to wear. I’m of the opinion that fur, fake or not, rarely looks anything other than ridiculous, but those leggings? I would get pregnant, wait nine agonizing months, have the kid, and then give it to someone in exchange for those leggings. Granted, that’s coming from a girl whose shopping consists of searching Amazon for things like “Jesus unicorn shirt” (got one!) and “rainbow jumper” (making one!), so I’m probably not the best judge of classy clothes.
What do you guys think? We can also discuss Eric Johnson’s stupid scarf if you’d like. This is a safe, open environment for you to share your innermost thoughts and feelings.