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Nick and Vanessa Lachey expecting baby #2

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Nick Lachey and wife Vanessa Minnillo (er, Lachey) got married and had a baby a couple of years ago, and now they’re ready to expand their family yet again: they’re expecting baby #2, and this time it’s a little girl!

Nick announced the news via Twitter, as you do, and it was kinda sweet:


It’s kinda sad how irrelevant these two are, but I think they’re sweet, I guess, and it’s good that they’re happy? I dunno, I’m trying to muster anything other than apathy when it comes to this news. Yay, babies?

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Nick Lachey Advises Boy Bands To Stay Away From Taylor Swift; I Advise The World To Stay Away From Nick Lachey

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You may remember Nick Lachey from 98 Degrees or his marriage to Jessica Simpson. He’s done other things since, but they matter even less than the ones I mentioned. Because of this, you probably don’t care what he has to say about anything at all – especially not his thoughts on the Taylor Swift and Harry Styles romance. And yet, when asked what advice he would give to other boy bands (because, you know, 98 Degrees are still ruling the charts)…

From MTV News:

“Stay away from Taylor Swift!” Nick Lachey added. “She’ll write a song about you… Oh! I’m too late on that one. I didn’t get to [that advice] fast enough. [The song will] be a hit, but it will be about you.”

Yeah, because I’m sure you haven’t written a song about an ex. Oh wait, that’s right, you didn’t write your own songs. Shut up.

I won’t go on about how much it annoys me that Taylor is painted like this annoying harpy while Styles – who, and I’ll say it again, has had even more relationships/partners than Swift, I’m sure – is written off as some studly playboy in the prime of his youth. Is Taylor Swift obnoxious? Probably, but she’s also 24 so it’s kind of an oxy moron. Of course she doesn’t have her shit entirely together. Of course she’s a mess. We all were at that age, we just had the luxury of not having our every move studied by the press.

Anyway, Nick Lachey sucks. That’s really the whole point of this article.

Nick Lachey Got Into a Fight at a Football Game, I Almost Didn’t Even Bother Telling You

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Why? Well, because Nick Lachey just doesn’t really even matter anymore—not that he really ever has, but … OK, let’s put it this way: Nick Lachey matters less today than he ever has before, does that sound good?

Anyway, the gist of the story is that Nick Lachey got into a shouting match with a guy at a San Diego Chargers game earlier this weekend, choked the guy when the guy didn’t succumb to the superior form that is Nick Lachey, and then called the guy’s wife a “f-cking bitch” because she made an awesome crack about Nick Lachey’s former boyband, 98 Degrees or whatever they were called. From TMZ:

Nick Lachey isn’t just a heckler … he CHOKED a San Diego Chargers fan at Qualcomm Stadium on Sunday and called the guy’s wife a “f**king b*tch” … this according to multiple people involved in the incident … but Nick says it’s all BS.

TMZ has obtained new video … which shows Lachey getting aggressive with a Chargers fan who was wearing an Igor Olshansky #99 jersey (Igor played for SD from 2004 to 2008).

We spoke to the guy in the jersey … who tells us Lachey and his buddies — all die-hard Bengals fans — had been talking trash to him about the jersey for most of the 2nd half of the game.

The Chargers fan says Lachey made one particularly offensive comment about Olshansky that crossed the line … and that’s when the fan’s wife shot back to Nick, “Well, he lasted longer than your boy band.”

We’re told Lachey flipped out and called the wife a “f**king b*tch” … along with “a host of other profanities.”

Tensions exploded … and the Chargers fan says Nick lunged towards him … grabbed him by the throat and shoved him to the ground. The fight can be seen in the footage obtained by TMZ.

As we previously reported, stadium security quickly responded and ejected Nick and his buddies. The Chargers fans were NOT asked to leave.

After the incident, Nick went to Twitter and BRAGGED about the situation — saying, “Just got kicked out of the chargers stadium and couldn’t be prouder! Go Cincy Bengals.”

He later acknowledged the altercation … tweeting, “i simply don’t appreciate someone turning around and putting their finger in my face. call me crazy, but that deserved a reaction.”

We’re told the Chargers fan plans to file a police report against Lachey.

Nick’s rep tells TMZ, “This is a gross misrepresentation of what happened. It was nothing but a spirited debate between fans of opposing teams. At no point did Nick say anything derogatory to the man’s wife and anything to suggest the contrary is simply untrue.”

So hey, Nick Lachey is a big, stupid dickhead, and this is something that I knew and mentioned months ago, if not longer, but no. There were still some people around who thought this guy was a sweet-hearted, good-natured young man. And those who thought that, hey, guess what? You were wrong. This guy is a Dick with a capital D.