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Brace Yourselves, Twihards – It’s The First Breaking Dawn Poster!

A photo of the Breaking Dawn poster

Are you as underwhelmed as I am?  I would take literally anything other than this bullshit forest.  If they’d released a poster of Robert Pattinson gnawing through Kristen Stewart‘s uterus with Taylor Lautner creeping in the background, I’d have just loved it to bits. They could have made the poster just that picture of Kristen’s puppy, and at least I would have had something to fucking look at.

What are you thinking, Twihards?  Are you disappointed, or is this just enough of a tease to get you going?