I guess we can stop referring to them as “dem babies” and start calling them by their given names, but do you guys realize how much effort it takes to type “Monroe and Moroccan” without having a physical reaction to those awful names? A lot, that’s how much.
But we don’t need to focus on my discomfort, we need to focus on how Nick Cannon can’t stop running his mouth about Mariah and his children. First off, Nick gave an interview to E! about how Moroccan’s name sounds “kind of like my name and Mariah’s name phonetically together,” and confidently stated that “we did a good job on the names. They ain’t gonna be mad at us when they grow up.” Personally, I think it’s cute how optimistic Nick is, but also acknowledge that in about sixteen years or so, there’s going to be a young man with some social anxiety or anger issues who goes only by Mo.
“Now my wife wanted to make sure that when the babies came out, that they came out not only to a Mariah Carey song, but a live performance from Mariah Carey — her Madison Square performance of ‘Fantasy’ — so they came out to a round of applause.”
Can you guys believe how magical these kids’ lives are going to be?!