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I know, everyone, I was on pins and needles too. I mean, come on, “both begin with M,” thanks for giving me a homework assignment instead of a straight story, Mariah (I say that because I spent yesterday poring over baby name books, anyone else?). But today is a new day, and we can all breathe a little easier because we finally know the names of those precious angels. Ready?
Monroe and Moroccan. No, really.
The girl is Monroe, after Marilyn, natch, and she doesn’t have a middle name because Mariah doesn’t, and girls have to stick together. Moroccan is the boy, and his middle name is Scott, which is Nick Cannon‘s middle name. They named him Moroccan because Nick proposed in Morocco, and they’re going to call him “Roc” for short.
Well, there you go. The first part of this fantastical saga is over. Monroe and Roc Cannon are at last among us, and I feel like their story is going to be just as monumental as that of their parents.
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… ‘Moroccan Cannon’?
Yeah, that’s not one of the worst names I’ve ever heard or anything.
those r sum unique names
Whew, looks like Mariah Carey I and Mariah Carey II are still available!
i will never understand why people give their children last names as a first name. that is just weird. monroe. why not marilyn?
let’s not talk about the boy’s name cause that is just sad.
If they call her Ro, they will be Roc N Ro
Moroccan? Barf.
Actually… I read that he proposed in the “Moroccan ROOM” IN THEIR HOUSE. So you kinda missed the lamest part of this whole story.
These names are so cute… AND ANYONE WHO SAYS DIFFRENT FUCK U DIRTY ASS HOE… LOVE NICK AND MARIAH CANNON