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Mariah Finally Lets Us Know Dem Babies’ Names!

A photo of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

I know, everyone, I was on pins and needles too.  I mean, come on, “both begin with M,” thanks for giving me a homework assignment instead of a straight story, Mariah (I say that because I spent yesterday poring over baby name books, anyone else?).  But today is a new day, and we can all breathe a little easier because we finally know the names of those precious angels.  Ready?

Monroe and Moroccan.  No, really.

The girl is Monroe, after Marilyn, natch, and she doesn’t have a middle name because Mariah doesn’t, and girls have to stick together. Moroccan is the boy, and his middle name is Scott, which is Nick Cannon‘s middle name.  They named him Moroccan because Nick proposed in Morocco, and they’re going to call him “Roc” for short.

Well, there you go.  The first part of this fantastical saga is over.  Monroe and Roc Cannon are at last among us, and I feel like their story is going to be just as monumental as that of their parents.

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