Remember when Nick Cannon was all “maybe my kids aren’t going to want to see naked pictures of their parents”? These are the pictures he was talking about. And I’m going to have to congratulate Nick on what was probably the best call he’s ever made. I’ve seen a lot of messed up things in my life, but these photos are downright harrowing. Mariah‘s tummy is certainly overwhelming, but Nick’s foolish “Mariah” tattoo in that swirly font across his shoulder blades? That’s what’s going to haunt me in my dreams.
Images courtesy of Amy Grindhouse