Can Somebody Please Tell Jessica Simpson That an XXL Men’s Sweater Doesn’t Constitute Not Having to Wear Pants?
May 09, 2011 at 04:30 pm by Sarah

photo of jessica simpson no pants walking around big sweater photos

I was going to make some kind of lame joke about how it’s apparent who wears the pants in Jessica Simpson’s relationship, but we all know it’s the dude who weaseled his way into her heart nary a prenup in sight, so why bother? It’s still apparently all the rage to Jessica Simpson to not wear pants, and I guess we’re just going to have to get used to it.

The Jessica who’s weight and body shape yo-yos almost as much as Kirstie Alley‘s is looking extra fabulous as of late, and it’s probably got a lot to do with her upcoming wedding.  However? There are totally better ways to show your husband-to-be that you’ve still got it if he wants it than to show everyone else that you’ve got it, too.  YOU JUST KEEP YOUR PANTS ON, GIRL.

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4 Responses to “Can Somebody Please Tell Jessica Simpson That an XXL Men’s Sweater Doesn’t Constitute Not Having to Wear Pants?”

  1. Yum says:
    May 9, 2011 at 5:32 pm

    I can’t figure out why I dislike her. Is it because she’s semi retarded or filthy rich?

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  2. naturegirl says:
    May 9, 2011 at 7:47 pm

    what the f#ck???? I Thought kermit was the green one not miss piggy.

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  3. Feldman says:
    May 9, 2011 at 8:00 pm

    For goodness sake, let the girl be comfy not wearing pants! For some of us, the thought of Jessica without pants is quite a good thing. Now, if we can just get her to lose the sweater!

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  4. Alicia says:
    May 9, 2011 at 9:06 pm

    maybe she’s wearin daisy dukes!

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