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Which Classic Actor Has A Hot Ass Grandson?

A photo of a TechnoMarine Ad

For real though, look at that dude.  That long, flowing hair, the beautiful eyes (eye, technically, with that silly watch placement), that mouth.  This is one seriously beautiful man, and it is definitely in the genes.

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It’s Marlon Brando! Were you surprised? You probably shouldn’t be, because little Tuki Brando up there (adorable name, right?) definitely bears some resemblance to the late, great Brando.

Ok, I’m going to have to come clean and apologize, you guys. I was totally prepared to fangirl all over Marlon Brando, I was, but then Robert Mitchum’s name came up in my attempt to throw you off.  And now it’s all about Robert Mitchum.  Have you guys ever seen Heaven Knows, Mr. Allison?  Too touching. If you didn’t have to work today because of Jesus, then I highly recommend checking that film out and then telling me all about it.

Image courtesy of E! Online

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  • Shit! I picked Newman but as soon as I clicked through and saw who he was, totally saw the resemblance.

  • Ahh, I completely forgot to check to see if anyone wanted it! I replied to the original requests on that Jersey Shore post, but here it is again, just in case:

    1.5 ounces of vodka (the recipe specifies Skyy, but you know, whatever)
    1/2 ounce of X-Rated Fusion Liquor
    1 ounce of cranberry juice
    Shake and pour over cotton candy.