Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lindsay’s Using Jesus to Get Out of Court

A photo of Lindsay Lohan

Easter is this Sunday, which means that Good Friday is this week, which means that devout Catholic Lindsay Lohan can’t possibly attend her preliminary hearing.  It looks like this scheme will work: Lindsay’s lawyer just has to file a formal motion to postpone the hearing, Lindsay shows up real quick on Friday so they can officially let her get away with her nonsense, and then the preliminary hearing will take place sometime next month. Adorable.

By the way, does it make me a horrible person that I want to make a t-shirt with that picture of Lindsay above?  If so, does it make it better that I’ve been putting together a collage of pictures of Lindsay throughout the years to submit as a new, educational Faces of Meth campaign?

5 CommentsLeave a comment